It felt like there was some huge turd waiting to be expelled.

But it didn’t come out. Felt it inside. Piling up.

Nothing out.

I kept pushing and pushing. Nothing out.

I was about to give up when I tried one last push.

Then I felt it getting closer and closer to the exit hole, but as close as it was getting just as big it became.

I don’t know I made it, but I MADE IT!

It was indeed gargantuan, and I feel relieved. Re-lived

I don’t know really what else to say. i know it’s dull, but it’s just shit getting out of my arsehole!

To be fair, it’s a period of my life I’m focusing on my new job project. I still dedicate myself to taking a shit in the morning, but my creativity is funnelled somewhere else.

Turds smell though!

Waited more than 30minutes for dropping a turd

I must follow a diet for a while…

My bowels need it

Ok, KFC at lunch made my bowels forget about constipation.

Now’s the utter opposite

Another constipated day. It’s getting duller und duller

Business lunch. Then home.

Just shit

With some patience and consistency, I made it.

Shit DEPLOYED.

Constipation

Another constipated day.

Even if it sounds dull, doesn’t stop being FRUSTRATING

Another liquid shit came unexpected

Turds reached my anus, eventually.

I don’t understand just one fact, was everything liquid already? Or did it melt once reached the hole?

It’s been weeks now. Not working as it’s supposed to.

My bowels’ costipated