Well, I went to sushi with my friends.

As usual there’s that one friend who’s in charge of the orders, whom you trust. Yet you all know you shouldn’t.

Well, we ended up coping with finishing the whole lot of nigiri and rolls he ordered in surplus.

we couldn’t finish it actually.

Fuck. My belly was bloating.

Fuck, slept just 4 hours

Fuck. I’m well constipated now

Fuck. I have a day to get through now,

Fuck.

Fuck.

I have meeting the whole morning, at client’s home.

I can’t just go there and shit their bathroom.

Fuck.

Shit.

Shit.

Fuck.

After Easter’s Holidays my bowels is kind of tangled, feeling constipation, not sleeping well.

Bloating.

Mh. I shall reintroduce at least some veggie and fruit

Yesterday I had some friends at home for Easter’s Monday, everything went good, smooth.

Everybody prepared something, I prepared hummus.

This morning, everything went smooth. Shit smooth.

I’ve spent the night waking up every hour. taking sound farts and having a scarce wee

my bowels bloated, making my bladder to feel full, even when was empty :/

Well, even the day after Easter my arsehole is still suffering

Well… every Easter lunch ends up here, on the toilet.

For a soound shit!

Easter shit.

Happy shit? Wrapped shit?

Shit

Just took a shit.

It was thick, but not too heavy

Just a lovely shat.

Really, nothing to complain about.

9/10

Smoothy poop done all at once.

8/10

Q.E.D.

Sunday I had pizza for dinner

Yesterday I was constipated. The whole day, no urge no much worries felt down there.

This morning I started feeling the Burden just as I started preparing my milk and cereals.

Forgive me Lord, ’cause I have sinned

Is pizza a Sin?

Btw, that burden is now – pretty rapidly – GONE!

Flushed off for ever

My soul is safe

Been trying to take a shit for some 12 minutes now. Very difficult. None taken.

Had home-made pizza for dinner.

Was good. Really good.

So good my body doesn’t want to get rid of it :/

Well. An unexpected huge turd. You know, I just ate rice and veggies for lunch 😨

You know latency?

Latency is the delay between an action and the response or result you get.

Well, no latency today between my cheeks touching my toilet’s white marble and the expulsion of shit.

Gud. Very good