last  poops
Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM
Shit this morning?
Not an easy task.
These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!
Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.
Not good. Not good.
Let’s hope for the best!
Thursday, 26 December 2024 | 11:10 AM
It is not very easy to take a shit in the mid-morning. Even if I had a lot to eat the day before……
Wait, never mind, everything got out!
Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM
🎶…And so this is Christmas….
🎶And I’m back on the toilet….
🎶even the faintest push kicked things off.
🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends.
Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!
Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM
Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode.
My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED.
Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s now in the bathroom, while I went back laying in bed, where I am now, taking deep breaths to stimulate my bowels.
I guess they’re almost ready, since I feel pain now, both my arsehole and my belly are now exploding
Tuesday, 24 December 2024 | 7:52 AM
Are my bowels ready for The Christmas Eve?
Dunno, but let’s begin with some shit
Monday, 23 December 2024 | 10:51 AM
Am at the mall for the last Christmas gifts.
First of all, let’s recover from my morning’s constipation!
Monday, 23 December 2024 | 8:00 AM
Apparently no shit inside. Weird
Sunday, 22 December 2024 | 6:56 AM
Yesterday night (aka 4 hours ago): alcohol night.
This morning: shit. Difficult shit.
Saturday, 21 December 2024 | 8:43 AM
It’s not easy for me to take a shit on a Saturday morning. there’s a list of motivations, but I don’t want to discuss them now.
I’ll just keep pushing
Friday, 20 December 2024 | 8:36 AM
Not much, just shit!
Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM
Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner.
Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours.
My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated the whole abdominal organs.
Oh, finally, I’ve done some shit, I thought I’d have done more, more and more, but instead only a part, I guess I’m going to need patience for the rest of the day…
Wednesday, 18 December 2024 | 10:24 AM
I have a web meeting planned in five minutes, but I’m right here, sitting on my toilet… shit!
Let’s hurry up!!
Wednesday, 18 December 2024 | 8:08 AM
I feel like I’ve already fully discharged, but I feel like there’s a shy tird still missing… uhm, weird, I had a cabbage soup for dinner… usually it acts as a purgative…
Tuesday, 17 December 2024 | 9:05 AM
My morning shit has been delayed. I don’t feel very good today, slept badly, because if my bowels :/
Tuesday, 17 December 2024 | 2:44 AM
Can’t sleep, can’t understand why.
Trying to so some shit.
One huge turd got out.
Now I hope for the best