Constipated day :/

I love taking shits in the morning, gives me mood for the rest of the day.

Today it was a little uneasy, that hamburger I had for dinner was a little heavy, I guess…

Still fine, at least my toilet is happy 🙂

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit!

So why don’t you get out already!?

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line.

My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Fair amount of shit. 5/10. Useful but dull. Way too dull

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though.

I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet

A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today.

Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is.

Dunno. Just a feeling…

Woah! This morning I’m having a very satisfying shit. Really nice!

It’s so cruel though, I forgot toilet paper and I had to stand and walk to grab it.

You all know this feeling, right? Walking clumsily open legged preventing cheeks to touch each other, then sitting back feeling high comfort.

Shit reprisal is one of the best feeling ever

Hard to shit. Though shit ain’t hard.

Smooth but too poor. Wanna be rich! Selling shit. Hard to get rich. Hard shit

Hard life

Uhm, some funny shit. The one you feel all the evening long but you can’t make it.

Let’s break it. Try it.

Got out. But it’s dry and brutal

Seems like I have nothing to expel this morning…I guess yesterday I had too much shit

Just had this massive pile of poop. Woah. That was big.

8.5 out of 10