As I expected – and hoped – here’s my morning shit.

A little delayed… my day can now begin… what I lived until now was just a bad day..

Constipation in the morning makes me start the day stressful

It’s always difficult to take a shit this late in the morning, but weekends are a very thin balance between sleep recover and bowels health

Just got out after a beer night at my friend’s.

It’s been a long ago since I felt my bowels so stressed… these last few weeks I ate wildly, too many pizzas, panini, spicy plates, random stuff…

My arsehole is now taking revenge….

Well, what else could I expect? After all it’s just an arsehole!

Good Night Folks!

Uhm…. it’a a long turd

There are some shorter tirds following the first, but they’re not so important

Now I understand why my shit this morning was so dull, THERE WAS A LOT LEFT!!!

Greetings from shittown

Chinese food for dinner didn’t make it worse… weird…

Too normal shit today.. 6.5/10

I love those days when when shit gets out so quick…

Well, I had broccoli both for lunch and dinner…

I love broccoli – only pan fried with onions a little fennel dry tomato and lemon zest – and I should eat them more often….

My arsehole is happy today!

Hate it when I’m on a rush in the morning. It gives me worries, and this compromises my shit-session quality…

This morning I have to bring my gf to her job, so I must detach my regal arsehole from my throne… I should…

But, you know, I still feel a little shit inside me…

Just one last push!!

Average shit day.

Nice beginning of the week tho

Staying at my mother in law means eating too much, too much. Not a single veggy, only meat and fish and pasta and… too much.

The prob is I am not shitting as one would expect… feel a little constipated. Sure, I’m expelling some turds, yet… not much. At least not enough!

My morning constipation was high-priced… me and my girlfriend just spent 3 hours on a road trip to her parents’.

The first hour was conditioned by my lethal farts.

Luckily the first thing I did as soon as we arrived was shit. It is shit. It is dry and hard shit. Resentful shit

Constipated day :/