Late shit. Late days. Holidays shit

Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed

I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say….

What is it? Don’t be shy!

IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

No shit, probably it’s all finished after the Christmas Dump!

Ok great, perhaps was just a matter of patience.

Just needed to wait and have breakfast.

Now some serious shit gets out…

…but I think there might be more!

Shit this morning?

Not an easy task.

These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!

Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.

Not good. Not good.

Let’s hope for the best!

It is not very easy to take a shit in the mid-morning. Even if I had a lot to eat the day before……

Wait, never mind, everything got out!

Are my bowels ready for The Christmas Eve?

Dunno, but let’s begin with some shit

Am at the mall for the last Christmas gifts.

First of all, let’s recover from my morning’s constipation!

Apparently no shit inside. Weird

Yesterday night (aka 4 hours ago): alcohol night.

This morning: shit. Difficult shit.

Not much, just shit!

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner.

Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours.

My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated the whole abdominal organs.

Oh, finally, I’ve done some shit, I thought I’d have done more, more and more, but instead only a part, I guess I’m going to need patience for the rest of the day…