Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them.

Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king!

Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch.

The message should be already whole and understandable, already

I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning.

‘My arsehole hurts’

‘I shat green’

Cheers!

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone?

It’s pretty harsh.

I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit.

They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’

Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!

Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit.

Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit.

We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arsehole has to become acquainted. But anybody has a limit. Three days of constipation is mine.

I am now feeling a little bit better. But still I have a lot to go through!

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2.

Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it.

Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning.

Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being?

It’s very easy! EASY!

Take a shit every day!

I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think!

Just sit every day, rest for a while, it’s good for your health! Both for your mental and your physical health!

Cheers from the toilet!