Dunno, not much to say. Woke up at 3:45AM.

Not much ready to take a shit yet. But I should, yet don’t get out.

Whatever.

Dull.

Hate it.

Bye

You know those moments you realise you have more shit to do, but you realise it only when you’re already washing your bum?

Yeah, just what is happening right now.

And you have to get back sitting on the toilet.

You know, I spend some 20/30 minutes here on the throne every day

Dunno, dumb shit

Lentils for dinner.

You already know everything you didn’t even wanted to know about my shit this morning

KFC for lunch, ends up in diarrhoea

Well, after that dinner at Chinese restaurant I was expecting some diarrhoea or something, but actually, nothing. Just dull normal shit

Luckily got back home.

Sat on throne.

Extruded some tirds.

Feel better.

My day can begin

Every time I ask my girlfriend to borrow her car I found myself in times of trouble.

Gotta get out fast, do everything fast, breakfast, washing, even shit, because I have to take her to her job place.

Know what? CAN’T DOO!

Been on the toilet for twenty minutes and now I am late. am constipated and I hate it and I will feel bad for the rest of the day.

Grrrrr

Had herring salad for dinner.

Anybody knows the effect?

Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart

fart

Nother fart

Fart

Ok they’re too man-FART!

I go take a shit now

S-HIT! BOOM

Ok so what?

Ate too many baked potatoes for dinner, I thought my girlfriend would have eaten more of that, and I cooked some more. In the end I couldn’t finish but I had to, they’re not good the day after, and I would have thrown them away.

Was it wrong though? In the end I am throwing them away in another way right now, they’re shit now. Turds.

Baked turds. Exploding bakes turds.

I hope there aren’t many bombs left…

There ain’t much to say about the current status of my shit this morning.

It was hard, hard to shit, hard life today I feel weak and dizzy.

Shit.

Btw I believe there’s still a lot inside me to get rid of, it takes at least three days to get back to routine after the weekend spent eating at my mother in law.

Perhaps some turds on the go. Better go to the toilet.

Yep. That’s what it is.

Just way too less than needed

Uhm…. another constipated day. I’m at my girlfriend’s mom and she always cooks for ten people, even if we’re just 2. Fuck. I miss my home toilet!

I hate two-in-a-row constipated day