Very fluid shit. Where fluid isn’t the consistency. Well, wasn’t at least…

Right while I was writing the adjective, my shit turned glue

How surprising! I still have some shit to expel this morning, even if I already took some right before going to bed!

Nice!

Fuck yeah! A good liberating shit before going to bed is really what I desperately needed.

Been constipated the whole day, and I didn’t stop eating even if was not much hungry…

This shit really gives me good mood!

Huge turd!!!

Yeah! Constipation ends before expectations!

Another day of constipation.

Frankly dunno what to say about it… it’s just disappointing and frustrating

Probably this is the first day of the year I had not many problems taking a shit.

Perhaps the sole thing I could complain about, is the shy tird. Lol.

Not me, the first turd that came, it took so long! The others came straight after. Did they kill their leader, or was it him guiding the whole lot to victory/defeat?

Rating of this shit: 7/10 btw

Ready to get out. But PERHAPS my bowels really forgave me.

Here’s a turd.

Not a very good one, still not disappointing.

Definitely worth a 6.5/10

Apparently, my bowels are not ready to take a shit yet.

Yet, I desperately need a shit, because what’s inside me is the reason of my early raising.

5:00AM more or less, and my bowels now refuses to shit. How dare you stupid bowels?

Why you do this to me?

Why?

After everything I did for you!

Why?

Stop please!

You’re the only reason of my disgrace!

Why! WHY?!

I hate you!

…

But you’re right, you hate me too, always treating you like shit….

I get it….

I don’t deserve you.

…

I apologise for everything I’ve just said.

I am just drowsy, in need of sleep, and I don’t know what I was saying….

Please forgive me!

PLEASE!

…

FUCK YOU FUCK! NOW JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT!

Now… I’m still sitting on the toilet. Probably been here more than 30 minutes…

Fuck! It was squashy shit, and now it has dried on my arsehole…

Wiping will be painful..

I am scared

Here comes the real stuff.

It’s clear, this morning my body was not ready yet!

My holidays end today, and yesterday took place my second new year celebration, or at least this is what me and my friends like to call it.

The 2nd of January is my best friend’s birthday, so he invites all of our friends together to eat something, cheer and play some made-up competition. It is a lot of fun, and the event we also use to meet up each year with the friends who now live abroad.

What then? I only had a couple of beer – I am not in the mood for drinking, lately – and I wasn’t expecting my bowels to hurt this much this morning. Why? WHY?

I am on the toilet right now, but it looks like they’re not in the mood for taking a shit :/

I am very disappointed.

And I feel sick. Unexpectedly sick, bad bad sleep, a giant tummy, a hurtful arsehole.

This is not being the very best beginning of the year for my bowels :/

Hope yours are fine!

Cheers everybody!

Some shit after a McDonald’s.

I normally don’t go to fast food, I hate it. But you know, they exists, and I can’t ignore that… and I can’t even ignore their taste.

They are good. ONLY THE TASTE IS.

They are unhealty, wrong, unsustainable, bad.

Still, I also can’t ignore their laxative effect… I needed that today…

Yeah, I know, I’m contradictory, yet. This is being human. I am human, we’re all human after all.

And we all take shit.

Yet, another constipated day.

By now, my 2025 has been 100% constipation

Going to sleep. btw, it hasn’t been a good day for my bowels. First days of new year are the worst.

Let’s just rest, tomorrow we’ll see shit. Hopingly.

Happy new year, wishing this year to make the best shit ever. Starting today!

Idk if anybody will ever make it, but my arsehole has just suggested me he is cross with me, too much to eat, too much to drink, constipated for too long. Sudden pain in my arsehole.

Better to finish soon. Holidays must come to an end!