a new post every time I take a shit
Now, this is what I call a sudden bomb!
Since yesterday I spent the day eating unhealthily, today I had to recover with a lot of veggies. And that’s what I did!
Well, I guess there was some clog down there to be taken out….
I was relaxing in bed, watching videos and cuddling with my girlfriend, when I felt a sudden urge. ‘I’m shitting myself off! I yelled, then I rushed to the toilet’
Only two seconds and I was clean.
Nice and not so quiet!
In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit.
My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet!
I hope I could sleep after that…
I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for dinner….
Fuck! I’ve just realised I had no shit today!
I overslept, and I feel no urge whatsoever!
All right, I don’t care today…
WEEEEEKEEEEEND!
Since I had a sheep hamburger for dinner, I slept poorly, but fortunately I shit copiously!
Nice and clean harsh
I guess I need to buy some apples.
I am constipated
I always do some chores before taking a shit.
Here’s my basic routine: we wake up at 07:15-ish, I prepare breakfast while my girlfriend does what I care the most in life, a shit – her bowels are healthier then mine apparently – we eat together, I clean the dishes while she gets ready, I set the bed, then she gets out and I have all the house for myself, half a hour of shit session just for me. Then I get out as well.
Today I’m home-working and I’ve decided to do some laundry right before my important session. And that’s what I did! The only problem is, yesterday I didn’t have the best meals ever, so I was kind of unstable, I spent the evening farting at the office…
I thought I was going to die, this morning, since I was making dishes, I started feeling my bowels very much eager to get emptied, but I just pushed it all back inside, I had chores to do!
Then I headed for the washing machine, and you know, you inevitably have to crouch for selecting and throwing the clothes in the machine… that was the moment when I realised I could not do it anymore. I was a champagne bottle just about to pop.
I rushed to the bathroom and….
All’s well that ends well!
I refrain from describing all that came next, let’s say it was very long, and lasted long.
Taking a shit is a pleasure.
Especially when it detaches so easily ☺️
Who are your favorite artists?
Actually I love many, but there’s one who’s my top favourite one. The one and only Piero Manzoni
He gives me inspiration every day.
I could never thank him enough for inventing and creating Artist’s Shit (Italian: Merda d’artista)
This shit took too much time. The result is not satisfied.
Half an hour for half a gram is pretty bad .-.
It’s Sunday, and I’m constipated. No shit at all.
It’s like on the weekend my body doesn’t work properly, my whole body on a pause.
Today a plain uneventful shit.
I kinda miss those bad diarrhoea attacks I used to had pretty often in the past, though.
They were painful, but they felt LIFE!
Lol, I prefer staying healthy and relaxed
I guess chilli gives my shit some boost.
Just try to picture the sound
I spent months eating less veggies, now I finally implemented back to my diet.
I feel a loooot better.
FIBERY SHIT!!!
Even if I’ve been taking a crap for half a hour now, I still feel some more inside me, and even though, I can’t let it out.
When God invented us, He forgot to program a squeeze button.
What’s your #1 priority tomorrow?
Take a shit
Lil turd, where did you go?
Where did you go, lil turd?
Upon a flush you just went away
I stil flash the memories of you
Deep inside me,
Reeking inside me,
You go free now in the world.
Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm.
I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself!
The thing was, my bowels hurt!
Only after I took my loose shit, the calm was (almost) restored!
I’ll give it a rest day
Ever since I started my journey as a shit blogger, I never thought about where to get.
The only thing that mattered was consistency.
Indeed, what else is vital in shit anatomy?
So I kept taking a shit and reporting it. Now it’s been almost four years, and I still feel determined about it. I will beat the record for the longest and most consistent shit report ever!
Yeah.
In the meanwhile I’ll keep shitting. Tons of shit.
Piles of shit.
Luckily I always flush it off, otherwise I’d be death by fumes…
By the way, this morning I wish I could have slept more, instead my belly, plenty of once Chinese dinner, woke me up outraged, TIME FOR A SHIT! Or even two!
A lil shit to start the day!
Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spread all the time, and it’s dangerous! Stuff can get in!
Lol
It took a while for my bottom to understand it had to take a shit. But in the end what had to got out
The perks of work from home. I could eat as much as I want, and I can take shit any time I like.
Right now I am taking a shit btw!
What could you do more of?
SHIT.
Another little shit. Let’s bring my workstation on my toilet!
I frankly believe I am not taking enough shit…
I’m just taking some poop.
Classic Sunday morning, but earlier.
I wish I didn’t drink all that wine for dinner. Now I’m stuck on the toilet!
Yeah, a good shit in the morning.
Today is different than usual though, I didn’t even have breakfast. Just straight to the toilet!
I guess I’m not eating enough fibre. my shit looks (AND FEELS) like rock this morning…
Oh nice!
I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it.
Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place.
First things first, I had to feel myself at home without hesitation, in fact I took a shit in his toilet.
Nice. Thanks a lot mate! I left it clean as I found it!!
After all it was because of him if four years ago I’ve decided to become a shit blogger!
Double thanks!!
the Shy Tird 