Some more shit on the go.

Right, I was hoping for it! I was too much in a rush this morning

Constipated morning

Angry morning.

Some more shit. Just a bit

My doc friends say either you’ve had haemorrhoids, you have them at the moment, our you’ll have haemorrhoids in the future.

You can’t escape that, they say.

I reckon I’ve never had them though…

Just thinking about it… you know…

The fact I hate spicy and my arsehole hurts every turd I expel doesn’t mean anything.

Nor the fact as I close mu arsehole, to push and pull I feel it swollen, it means nothing!

Wiping it off I see some reddish matter, must be the spiciness. Yeess…

Sure

Another non-constipated weekend-day

Great!

Now I need some wipes. Had curry for dinner :/

Frankly, this morning I’ve just produced normal shit. Just normal plain shit

Yesterday: double chilli beans wrap for lunch, curry pakoras for dinner. Some nutella snacks along the day.

This morning: _________________________ .

That’s not a blank space I left there, it’s the scrape I left in my toilet.

It’s getting harder and harder to shit

My slumber gets interrupted at least once during the night, I’m used to take a wee, after that, I normally fall back asleep, but it’s not uncommon for me to just wake up and start my day earlier. Normally my girlfriend keeps sleeping while I work at my laptop.

This morning happened exactly that, but my girlfriend woke up too. She was sleepy, but she needed an urgent shit, diarrhoea.

We ate Brussel’s sprouts for dinner, which I prepared with love and, frankly speaking, they were particularly good!

Now, I know they could help bowels movements, but I wasn’t prepared for this…

Our morning wasn’t as usual, we didn’t just had an earlier breakfast, we could also profit from this extra time for taking our cat’s faeces.

He spent the last months having diarrhoea, he’s long haired so every time this happened he dirt his legs in shit, bringing it everywhere in the house, forcing us to change our beddings almost every day…

Well, today was the day our vet asked for the crap sample, so we put gloves on, and patiently waited for him to take a shit. It was liquid, OBVIOUSLY!

Well, we took it anyway, put it in a zip pack and in the fridge. Then my girlfriend cleaned the floor while I was doing the dishes.

I thought our shitty morning was already eventful enough, when I felt Brussel’s kicking in.

‘GOTTA RUSH!’ I screamed.

‘But it’s still wet!’

I had no time nor force to reply, I dashed to the toilet almost falling on the ground because of the slipperiness.

Than a two-second silence, followed by an outburst. BOOM.

My morning has begun.

Fast shit. Hate it but today is a workday for me.

Just woke up.

Shit

Guess what, I must get out ASAP, but I’m stuck on the toilet.

I’m supposed to get back home late today, as I’ve got plenty of things to do, so I’m trying to expel as much shit as possible. Had chili for dinner, you know!

Btw, being on a rush stresses out my bowels… resulting in a bit of constipation.

Hence, IDK, shall I just go or stay?

At least some scrunchies got out.

They’re not crunchy thoug…

My belly hurts, I had no shit yesterday, but I also ate Korean spicy udon for lunch and Mexican chili for dinner…

I feel like the shit I produced is not enough to cope with that…