Some more crap.

What was uneventful before, looks like an unpleasant day unrolling…

Not much to say about my morning shit.

Just shit today.

7.5/10 nice

I don’t remember when was the last time I ate a sandwich bought at the supermarket.

You know, those priced 2€.

I spent sooo little. Yeah, cool!

What the fuck, I’m having diarrhoea right now!

Fucking hell! What’s inside those fucks!!

A huge turd a day leaves the doctor away!

Or behind the corner, it depends.

You can’t really tell how well you are only looking at your shit. Unless you’re a doctor.

Oh well, I feel good though

Even if I’m fully done with taking shit this morning, I’d like to do some more!

It’s kid of addicting!

Just a little poop-poop before yum-yum

Lot of shit and my tummy hurts. Weird.

Still, nice. Because I am fully discharged

I reckon that taking a proper shit might just rank among life’s ultimate pleasures.

I slept a lot. I shat a lot. Immediately.

My bowels are relaxed, my body too

I feel it. It’s right there!

I feel the turds packed inside me!

What the hell though? Where are they, why don’t they get out!

GET OUTT!!

I hate being constipated in the morning 😔

Shit outburst

Perfect way to start the day. Sure to be empty

Taking another shit. This time a COMPLETE shit.

Am wrecked.

But at least EMPTY now!

Slept very poorly.

My bowels are swollen, woke up infinite times. Eventually, half an hour before the alarm.

First thing? Went to the loo.

I’m still here, feeling like there’s more to extrude… but nothing else gets out, nothing more than a first undeniably small turd!!

Se you later my toilet, very very soon!

Some turds dropped.

I ate too much legumes today, beans for lunch, chick peas for dinner

I am EXPLODING