a new post every time I take a shit
Even if I love taking shits, there are periods when I’m too excited of doing else stuff, starting the day, that I find taking shit dull.
I am now in one of these periods, and this morning I can’t cope with this momentary constipation. C’mon! Hurry up!
Nice shit this morning.
All the credits go to my new favourite Korean restaurant preparing a fabulous fried chicken!
It’s been a while since I had these kind of diarrhoea attacks. I had a hamburger for lunch, and I guess this is what I deserve…
Loose cannons.
Even if I feel much shit inside, I can’t shit anymore…
Don’t know why, even if I had Brussel’s sprouts for dinner…
I am sad
A fair amount of poop in the morning meets the requirement for a nice weekend
There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects.
I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The rest two to three hours I feel like there’s more pee to do, but in reality, it’s way less than expected. I keep sleeping poorly, when I finally wake up with a massive dark necessity. Diarrhoea. And this, is where I am now at.
Uhm, getting back to routine ist not easy, especially with bowels
Yet, this morning some fully developed shit got out easily
As always happens, as I get back home after a trip, I recover and sleep as much as possible, and then I download all the photos on my computer all of the shit I wasn’t able to do while travelling
Still in Paris, still on trip. Now thing is, still no shit. 
Even today, no shit at all
What is your favorite form of physical exercise?
Spreading my anus for a poop
Every time I’m on vacation, my bowels take one day to think about what’s happening…
Yesterday morning I tried to download but apparently there was no connection. Lol.
So I spent the whole day bloating and farting every time possible, but no urge fore a shit ever came.
As opposite, this morning my body felt remorse, and I just had the time for waking up, that I immediately had to rush to the bathroom.
This morning was nice and easy, and it may be because of all the things I ate yesterday…
Btw, I’m not sure that’s all, but let’s go now, I’ll be plenty of nice toilets inside the famous museum! 😛
Ok, I am now in Paris. YEEEEEY.
Thing is my friend is hosting me, and right now I am at his toilet, but my arsehole just don’t want to do anything.
Cross
Every time I have pasta for dinner, I wake up with an immediate urge to rush to the bathroom.
Truth
Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so…
Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriend is waiting for me to finish, so she can get in!
You know, she’s the queen on the toilet in the morning, as we wake up, each of us has their default task, I go preparing breakfast, she gets into the bathroom.
Well, ok, let’s try to get out, even if my bowels are asking for some more minutes inside my favourite room… I am sure I’ll get back inside soon!
This week has been pretty harsh. I had to work a lot.
Today ai started working at 9AM and I finished, well, right now!
Let’s finish my day with some shit!
With lot of astonishment, as I stand up and turn around to flush off my shit, this morning, I see much more content I thought possible
Surely less shitty content than what we consume every day on social media and TVs
Today is a great day! Even if it’s going to rain here.
It’s a wonderful day not just because I entirely emptied myself from the burden of shit, not just because I am health and plenty of energy, but because IT’S MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY as The Shy Tird!!!!
This shit-blog adventure is beginning to get serious!
I shall be published somewhere!
You know, my life has changed a lot since then, I still was at university, with a different girlfriend with whom I wasn’t feeling great, different house, with different friends, and an utter different life! After four years almost everything changed! I even have a loyal cat now, always keeping me company when I take a shit.
Everything changed but one thing. I kept this blog, and I still put all of myself in it, or even more than just myself, I actually put something beyond myself! MY SHIT!
Anyways, Happy shitty birthday to me!
I’ll keep shitting now!
Thanks to my little expanding anus fandom believing in me and supporting. Cheers!
Just caught the bus bringing me home.
I’ve left the office relieved, re-lived, brought back to life as I took a huge shat.
Now I can’t stop wondering, DID I FLUSHED IT OFF?
I CAN’T FUCKING RECALL!!
My office is not as big as we can afford a cleaner every day, if I actually forgot, it will be my boss first seeing my leftovers…
At lunch break, having that huge super-flavory-extra-spicy burger seemed a great idea! Especially because it was paid by the agency I’m working withz
It was indeed super, great, flavory and extra spicy, but it rapidly became discomfort at first, pain then, farts, which I mostly had to hold, or at least I tried to, and eventually, once my boss left, DIARRHOEAH!
Diarroeah, YEAH! Yes, yeah…
Pain.
I think I will go home now.
What are you most proud of in your life?
Well, somehow weird to admit, but what O am most proud of is this shitty blog I’m running.
There’s never been anything I was more consistent on, writing a post every single timeI take a shit. It may not seem that great, but I feel like I am relieved of a huge burden every day.
Lol
These days I feel like I am not able to produce as much shit as I got.
Feels like there’s always some more still inside. Yet I wonder, what the hell do I need this for?!
C’monn! Get out!
Another day with too few shit 😦
I’m scared of what tomorrow might bring
Nope, not a great shit. Random one.
There’s much more to go but it can’t find the way out!
Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink.
Guess how far it is from the toilet.
Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit?
ALWAY.
Here I am, just finished a straining half-an-hour session, my arsehole dirty as hell, me squatting all over the bathroom to take that freaking toilet paper!!
I love my cat!
You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all…
In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this kind of insomnia is their fault, and I can go back to sleep afterwards.
This time, only a little turd came out, not many farts, pressurised air is still inside me. And I’m obviously not sleepy at all…
Fuck!
Late night beer means, pushy boom shit.
Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out.
Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes.
Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!
A doubt.
Did I take a shit today?
Loose cannons.
Carnage inside the pool
My shit this morning sank the toilet
What principles define how you live?
Take a shit every day.
Stay on the toilet for at least 30 minutes a day
Never forget to wipe
the Shy Tird 