Fast shit. Hate it but today is a workday for me.

Just woke up.

Shit

Guess what, I must get out ASAP, but I’m stuck on the toilet.

I’m supposed to get back home late today, as I’ve got plenty of things to do, so I’m trying to expel as much shit as possible. Had chili for dinner, you know!

Btw, being on a rush stresses out my bowels… resulting in a bit of constipation.

Hence, IDK, shall I just go or stay?

At least some scrunchies got out.

They’re not crunchy thoug…

My belly hurts, I had no shit yesterday, but I also ate Korean spicy udon for lunch and Mexican chili for dinner…

I feel like the shit I produced is not enough to cope with that…

Dunno, not much to say. Woke up at 3:45AM.

Not much ready to take a shit yet. But I should, yet don’t get out.

Whatever.

Dull.

Hate it.

Bye

You know those moments you realise you have more shit to do, but you realise it only when you’re already washing your bum?

Yeah, just what is happening right now.

And you have to get back sitting on the toilet.

You know, I spend some 20/30 minutes here on the throne every day

Dunno, dumb shit

Lentils for dinner.

You already know everything you didn’t even wanted to know about my shit this morning

KFC for lunch, ends up in diarrhoea

Well, after that dinner at Chinese restaurant I was expecting some diarrhoea or something, but actually, nothing. Just dull normal shit

Luckily got back home.

Sat on throne.

Extruded some tirds.

Feel better.

My day can begin

Every time I ask my girlfriend to borrow her car I found myself in times of trouble.

Gotta get out fast, do everything fast, breakfast, washing, even shit, because I have to take her to her job place.

Know what? CAN’T DOO!

Been on the toilet for twenty minutes and now I am late. am constipated and I hate it and I will feel bad for the rest of the day.

Grrrrr

Had herring salad for dinner.

Anybody knows the effect?

Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart

fart

Nother fart

Fart

Ok they’re too man-FART!

I go take a shit now

S-HIT! BOOM