Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time.

So frustrating

Well…

Should I really tell what happened here?

In the toilet I mean.

Yeah. Sure

No, nothing.

Just a turdboiler.

What’s that?

I don’t know

Just give yourself the meaning you want!

Well well, guess who’s awake!?

My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit!

Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30

Frankly too early to leave.

Too early to wake up (5:40AM)

Too early to do some shit.

Too early. Too constipated

See you later, perhaps!

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning.

My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty.

My day can now begin.

OH WAIT!

Uh, nope. Just a fart!

Uh! Woah, another shit session.

How come?

Way too much today! 🥹

At first just dull shit.

It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged!

Shit!

Right at the apex!

I got out, then let her finish and leave.

Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smell relentless, just less and less. Hope it’s done now.

That’s madness

Some more exploding poop.

Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops.

The stronger I push, the more it explodes

Spongy turds.

Did I eat yeast?

Mh

Some shit out of nowhere.

Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected.

You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo.

C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?

Dull. Just shit