Just took a shit.

It was thick, but not too heavy

Just a lovely shat.

Really, nothing to complain about.

9/10

Smoothy poop done all at once.

8/10

Q.E.D.

Sunday I had pizza for dinner

Yesterday I was constipated. The whole day, no urge no much worries felt down there.

This morning I started feeling the Burden just as I started preparing my milk and cereals.

Forgive me Lord, ’cause I have sinned

Is pizza a Sin?

Btw, that burden is now – pretty rapidly – GONE!

Flushed off for ever

My soul is safe

Been trying to take a shit for some 12 minutes now. Very difficult. None taken.

Had home-made pizza for dinner.

Was good. Really good.

So good my body doesn’t want to get rid of it :/

Well. An unexpected huge turd. You know, I just ate rice and veggies for lunch 😨

You know latency?

Latency is the delay between an action and the response or result you get.

Well, no latency today between my cheeks touching my toilet’s white marble and the expulsion of shit.

Gud. Very good

Just passed by my mom’s to say hello, lingered a bit to work from my laptop.

You know, I guess there’s nothing comparable to the toilet you grew up sitting on…

Must be body memory, because I’m now taking a shit so big I can’t recall when was the last time I did something comparable

What the fuck happened to my belly?

Was calmly having breakfast with my girlfriend, when I felt a strong urge. Lot of shit to do. So pumping, so urging.

Had to rush to the bathroom- BUT NOPE

My girlfriend had to enter before me, her period just arrived and she urged more than me.

Ok. Ok but please be quick!

My urge didn’t just stop, it rose and rose, just fucking needed to have a poo!

Big massive bad poo!

Finally, she finished.

I am free to… I am free. Full stop

Do some shit cause Am Human.

Do some shit cause Am animal

Do some shit coz I neeeeeed it!

Been difficult today.

Perhaps shall eat more fruit

5.5/10

Normal shit today.

Yeah yeah, blahblah, what does normality mean?

Shush, this shit is normal, just trust me.

Had another bbq with a friend yesterday, my belly now hurts, and I don’t understand why…

It was just meat!

Btw

Some serious softy shitty