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Sunday, 9 March 2025 | 12:38 PM

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Some more exploding poop.

Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops.

The stronger I push, the more it explodes

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 4:06 PM

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Some shit out of nowhere.

Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected.

You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo.

C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

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My friend loves me.

He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together.

Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready”

“Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now”

“Dedicate your post to me”

Sure thing.

This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me better when you’ll be eating your chocolate cream! 😉

Lesson learned

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What is the last thing you learned?

Pumping shit out for more than 30 minutes a day gives you haemorrhoids

Tuesday, 4 March 2025 | 7:54 AM

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After I spent last week taking a shit almost everywhere at any time, my bowels seem to got better.

This reminded me of when I really used to feel unwell.

There was that time when I had a school test, I had so much anxiety I couldn’t even concentrate.

I spent the first twenty minutes just coping with my urge to take farts, which rapidly escalated in urge for a shit!

‘Professor, I need to really go to the toilet!’ She was the one I feared the most.

Sure, just go!

Fuuck, how liberating that moment was!

Frantically discharging at fastest, then got back to my class.

I think I received some 7/10 or something.

Not even that bad!

Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 10:31 AM

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Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole.

I’m back on the toilet!

Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it!

C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!

Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 9:30 AM

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My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort.

My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much.

Don’t feel very well, to be fair

Saturday, 1 March 2025 | 8:21 AM

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Must have taken too much shit yesterday. There was nothing to expel this morning…

Almost nothing. Just a little nugget .

My arsehole is very irritated. Think I’ve got haemorrhoids coming… :/