a new post every time I take a shit
Btw, still on the toilet. It’s now getting late, but I need to fulfil my main chore here, otherwise I will find myself in agony, trying to stop a diarrhoea at some close point in time, like, I would say, as I go to the terminal to catch my flight, or perhaps on the train to the airport, yeah… yeah…
Right here seems more comfortable, as I am at a friend of mine, and I keep taking bad and turds which smell A LOOOOT
Waaay too early in the morning, I have a flight to catch.
But the thing is, I slept for maybe two hours, and now I have no strength at all for having a real shit. Only little farts keep sounding
Hard shit is hard, hard to take a shit, hard. Hard to accept it gives me constipation. Hard.
Hard hard life…
My weekend in Milan begins.
First thing first: Taking a shit. Dry and hard
Dunno, but I feel burning inside, I ate a huge pizza for dinner, and now I feel like a sinner…
*edit*
Actually, after just fifteen minutes, I am still here on the toilet. And the amount produced improved dramatically, and its worse. Worse than ever, just bad as hell!
Well, all my sins have been now wiped up
You know, I am trying to become vegetarian – and it’s been difficult – and trying to reduce alcohol as well – even harder.
I made it to 1-week streak, then I had a steak yesterday for dinner… and a couple of beers…
Even though, it seems that the previous week brought some success…
My bowels don’t hurt, my shit looks fine and healthy, and I haven’t been struggling to do it.
Well… the wind is changing….
Even if there’s more than one, one huge turd is enough to feel accomplished.
Indeed, I am accomplished.
Morning shit. DONE
I was just about to leave the office, when I realised I needed a poop, so I headed to the bathroom, I sat on my throne, and I did it!
Another great diarrhoea at workplace!
This morning, a fair amount of shit got out of my belly. Yeah, nice
This is the perfect way to start the day!
Well, it started with some hard shit, and it went on with some poorly digested one.
Turds are countless
Shit! Many turds, but overall it’s just a few grams of shit
Woke up at 5PM just because of my tummy aching
I am on my toilet now, pretty much cross, delivering my message to the devil.
Fuck you, i deliver the message under the form of TIRDS
I start the say in constipation. FUCKING HATE THIS.
I feel it inside! i feel it! But it just doesn’t get through!
Must be because of that lemonade I drank yesterday…
Nice soft and smelly shit right after breakfast.
I’d say, lovely
It’s always nice to go out for dinner…
Especially when I arrive at the place and the first thing I have to do is to take a shit.
Yeah. Nice. So so nice.
When I went to sleep yesterday, my belly hurt. I thought I would have end up taking a lot of difficult shit this morning, but instead, only a few soft skills
Whatever…
Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper.
It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah.
In the meanwhile, this laugh, made me shit even more.
Lol
Poorly made shit.
Nah,
Skip the day
My bowels are pretty much irritated.
I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours…
Now I’m finally home and…
KABOOOOOM!
Dry shit. No veggies yesterday 
Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit.
If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more…
Farts though, are safe and SOUND!
Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat.
My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥
Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me, but, you know, it’s not socially acceptable to do so…
Right, imma hold tight and go back to my office now!
Oh wait! NOOOOO!
Another huge fart!!!
At the office. On the toilet’s office. Guess doing what
Since I shat three times yesterday, I doubt I could make some this morning…
Even though, some got out. And it’s not even little!
Diarrhoea at work
Duh, a lots of farts, and just one useless poop
Always nice to arrive at the gym, and have a sudden diarrhoea… yeah, always nice…
Working from home is so cool.
I can freely take a shit with my laptop in front of me, seamlessly sailing through tasks while my arsehole pushes turds out
A single hustle, a single drop, a single turd. Big, huge, turd.
Good Morning
Let’s see, how much shit will I deploy this morning?
Apparently, a fair amount.
To be fair, it’s not much.
Actually, I wish I did more 😦
Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy.
Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!?
Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office
the Shy Tird 