First thing on the toilet. A GIANT FART

Then I took a normal shit

I am finally home after a one-week festival.

Now my arsehole is exploding pieces of shit, but he’s happy. Home and dry.

Well… dry… this poop I crafted is more liquid than dry…

Spicy diarrhoea

So, final day of this festival?

Bad old habits: alchool, 5AM Comeback, early alarm.

Well.

What else.

DIARRHOEAAA

Here I am, on the go again. Taking a shit in a public restroom.

Loose shit and no toilet paper.

NICE

After two days not taking a shit, this morning some came.

Certainly, not enough. I am working at a festival since Monday, my rhythm is utterly fucked. I’ve been eating just junk food, drinking beers…

EVEN THOUGH, I mad just this useless turd. Only this little guy in three days.

Fuck.

It’s the second day I can’t take e shit in a row! 🥺

Can’t take a shit today 🙁

I knew it! Diarrhoea yeaterday means no shit today!

An almost immediate reaction.

When ‘almost‘ saves your life.

Finished a job today at 2PM.

Needed a rapid lunch, because it takes a hour to get back home from there, and I was starving.

I opted for McDonalds. I hate it, I hate everything about it, but you know, sometimes junk food is exactly what you really need – and fuck it! It is tasty!

Btw, I ordered and the drive-thru, then started my route.

First I had a bit of Coke, then finished the fries while looking for a lay-by. Once I found one, I devoured my double-chicken burger.

Nice and tidy, even wiped my hands with I wet wipe, a must-have in my car-kit.

Got back on the road when I felt it. Deep inside me, but not so deep.

Shit.

It was shit.

Fast-forward. Back home. I’m on the toilet. Diarrhoea.

That’s my almost immediate reaction. I have to thank my body, and my mind for taking that 1-hour lag. It saved my life!

Btw every single time I have pasta for dinner I’m constipated the day after.

This morning I feel pardoned.

Thank you bowels

Today I’ve done a veeery smelly shit.

And it was veery satisfying!

8/10

I had bbq ribs for dinner. Fell asleep somewhere close 00:58 then back awake at 5:33.

Farts farts farts. Couldn’t sleep.

Got to the bathroom. Only after more than one hour a huge turd got out.

Is still feel bad.

I mean, everything is ok, but I can’t sleep. Feels like there’s something preventing it.

Must be some turd

Well. After eating chestnuts, farts is the main thing.

Then comes shit.

Too dull to even describe it!

Creepy night for me, couldn’t sleep. Acid mind.

Couldn’t shit before 11 AM.

Then made it.

The day become a little better then