Nooooooo shiiiiiit

No shit. No

No.

Constipation

Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy :/

Today taking a shit was nice and easy.

A fair 7/10.

A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely

Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit.

Must be stress related

Perhaps I just slept too poorly

Yeah, SHIIIIIT!

Finally!

Really needed today!

Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent

Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration,

Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, so I couldn’t write.

When finished I was so exhausted I just forgot.

Oh by the way, I’m sitting on the toilet right now, and it feels like nothing is in here… I mean, nothing in the toilet, yet nothing inside me.

Probably I emptied them all yesterday already :/

See you later

Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time.

So frustrating

Well…

Should I really tell what happened here?

In the toilet I mean.

Yeah. Sure

No, nothing.

Just a turdboiler.

What’s that?

I don’t know

Just give yourself the meaning you want!

Well well, guess who’s awake!?

My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit!

Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30

Frankly too early to leave.

Too early to wake up (5:40AM)

Too early to do some shit.

Too early. Too constipated

See you later, perhaps!

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning.

My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty.

My day can now begin.

OH WAIT!

Uh, nope. Just a fart!

Uh! Woah, another shit session.

How come?

Way too much today! 🥹

At first just dull shit.

It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged!

Shit!

Right at the apex!

I got out, then let her finish and leave.

Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smell relentless, just less and less. Hope it’s done now.

That’s madness