Unexpected burst of shit

Lucy was heavy

Three turds chilling in the pool, staring at my arsehole while lying flat on the water.

Gross

Back home after three days at my mother in law’s

Well, Taking a shit good.

Fuck how good I eat at her’s, and How bad My bowels feeel!

Well.

Back home

Shit home

Fuck. Haaard very very shit

Very hard

Hard to shit.

Much.

I mean, i feel it, I’ve been constipated for two days, now it’s hard to hard shit

Another constipated day

A dull turd

Just a constipated morning

Second go. Best shit

Well, I went to sushi with my friends.

As usual there’s that one friend who’s in charge of the orders, whom you trust. Yet you all know you shouldn’t.

Well, we ended up coping with finishing the whole lot of nigiri and rolls he ordered in surplus.

we couldn’t finish it actually.

Fuck. My belly was bloating.

Fuck, slept just 4 hours

Fuck. I’m well constipated now

Fuck. I have a day to get through now,

Fuck.

Fuck.

I have meeting the whole morning, at client’s home.

I can’t just go there and shit their bathroom.

Fuck.

Shit.

Shit.

Fuck.

After Easter’s Holidays my bowels is kind of tangled, feeling constipation, not sleeping well.

Bloating.

Mh. I shall reintroduce at least some veggie and fruit

Yesterday I had some friends at home for Easter’s Monday, everything went good, smooth.

Everybody prepared something, I prepared hummus.

This morning, everything went smooth. Shit smooth.

I’ve spent the night waking up every hour. taking sound farts and having a scarce wee

my bowels bloated, making my bladder to feel full, even when was empty :/

Well, even the day after Easter my arsehole is still suffering

Well… every Easter lunch ends up here, on the toilet.

For a soound shit!

Easter shit.

Happy shit? Wrapped shit?

Shit