What the fuck happened to my belly?

Was calmly having breakfast with my girlfriend, when I felt a strong urge. Lot of shit to do. So pumping, so urging.

Had to rush to the bathroom- BUT NOPE

My girlfriend had to enter before me, her period just arrived and she urged more than me.

Ok. Ok but please be quick!

My urge didn’t just stop, it rose and rose, just fucking needed to have a poo!

Big massive bad poo!

Finally, she finished.

I am free to… I am free. Full stop

Do some shit cause Am Human.

Do some shit cause Am animal

Do some shit coz I neeeeeed it!

Been difficult today.

Perhaps shall eat more fruit

5.5/10

Normal shit today.

Yeah yeah, blahblah, what does normality mean?

Shush, this shit is normal, just trust me.

Had another bbq with a friend yesterday, my belly now hurts, and I don’t understand why…

It was just meat!

Btw

Some serious softy shitty

Well, this year I’ve decided to stop drinking because it makes me feel to unwell, gives too much problems to my bowels, it was wise. It still is…

The problem is, now, I ate a pizza yesterday, and this morning I feel like I had three beers yesterday…

I mean, what the fuck?

Feels like I need to shit a lot, but I produced just a sprout…

So disappointing..

Shit.

Ye

Didn’t have time for a shit this morning.

Now am at a BBQ and I kinda feel like it can come anytime…

Yet… nothing

Fuck! I have my lunch on the cook, but I urged to the toilet.

Fuck!

Can’t peel off, can’t check what my lunch looks like right now.

Hope it doesn’t burn..

Another one.

Well… one… I don’t know if it can even named as a single entity. It is more like a countless sum of blobs. It is a pile of crap, literally.

Feels better for my bowels now, yet, I’m not done…

As I take a somehow spicy shit, I’m very much obsessed with the idea of conserving, making artwork of it, and selling my pieces of shit.

It’s an old idea of mine, inspired by Piero Manzoni’s Artist’s Shit, creating something desecrating, controversial, yet serious, serial, and artistic.

I really want to do it, but of course I need space, time, and some money (at least to start with). I believe this project is growing and detailing in my mind, but must wait…

I calculated some 9000€ for the first year of activity, not much… but I guess I can’t go to the bank asking for a loan…

‘Hello, I want to start taking my shit and selling it. I need 10k’

Lol

In the meanwhile my shit right now is pretty smooth and soooft

I feel there’s something causing me pain within my bowels, can’t understand what is it exactly. Mh. Nothing good, surely.

I made some shit but I still feel it inside.

Mh.

Nothing good.

Nothing good.

Really, nothing specifically great in my morning’s shit. Really

Not today

Dunno, maybe I just need to expect less from my bowels, can’t be always easy to take a shit

Just one

One huge turd

Little shy though

The Shy Tird strikes again!