Been fast. Arsehole burning

I’ve been constipated the whole night, it kept me awake, it stressed me. Had to wake up very late.

My day is compromised.

You know what’s best?

I haven’t taken a shit yet.

Could have been a normal shit, but we’re not there yet

Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks. Plants stuff, trees and all, takes care of the soil like it’s sacred.

Today we finally started designing the bog.

Swear down, it’s been two years with no loo. Just dropping it al fresco, straight into nature.

We had some meat from the local butcher, with a side of cavolo nero grown right here on the land. Let’s just say… the digestive response was swift.

My mate handed me a pickaxe and some tissues, and I went off to lay the first stones of the toilet.

If you know what I mean?

As I said this morning, it was an endless shit.

Now it has an end.

Loooooose end

That kind of poop session that could be endless.

Thought I’ve done enough, but my arsehole keep presenting me with some new turd to expel.

Constipated morning makes me veeeery neevous

Especially on a Sunday, when I’d rather be relaxed and think about nothing at all

For all of my life I saw that old Deutsch Delicatessen shop passing by.

After so many years, I’ve decided to get inside and buy some Würstchen. Since I’ve never tried theirs, I’ve decided to buy for some different varieties.

My girlfriend was delighted of the choice and we decided to make some Kartoffeln in der Pfanne as a side dish.

Uh, we also had some Sauerkraut my mother-in-law’s Polish friend gave us.

Right. Dinner was perfect, until I felt nausea. I had to stop eating.

My slumber was particularly disturbed, the burden inside me was beating.

Finally, I’ve just finished on the toilet. I just don’t dare to see what’s left inside the toilet, but at least, I must be thankful for the international trip.

Vielen Dank, Auf Wiedersehen!

Every time I have pasta for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.

It’s so frustrating

I can see just two pebbles made of poop now at the bottom of the toilet pool, and I struggled for them as much as for a greater shit

Am not eating enough fruit nor veggies, but this morning shit happened quickly and perfectly – almost no dirt on the hole.

Luckily I compensate with Chinese food for dinner…

Hell! Huge turds in the hole!

It’s been more than 6 months now since I stopped making sport regularly, my bowels is paying for it.

My system is not working well