Tuesday, 4 February 2020 | 01:53 PM

It’s so windy today, it’s hard to move around.

It was indeed difficult smoking a cigarette. I don’t even know why I wanted to, I’m not even a smoker! I felt disgusted, now I smell of that stupid thing!

Luckily it‘s been fruitful: I’m now pooping in peace, wind whistling all around, yet I’m protected, sat in that sacred space within four walls. In a toilet.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 10:43 PM

So far, not good.

I don’t get it, where is my body taking this shit from? Where was it stored?

Biology is such a mystery.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 06:46 PM

Diarrhoea today!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 05:37 PM

I can’t understand why do I need to shit this much today, I just ate broccoli!

I mean, ok, I was on a rush earlier today, I had no time to make it all! I was skyping with my girlfriend and I had got to be fast… Still… That’s a big amount of crap!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 01:15 PM

That was flash!

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 09:14 PM

Another pop.

Today just disappointing points

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 02:51 PM

Insignificant

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 11:28 AM

Another month just passed by and I haven’t skipped a day from alcohol. It’s funny though, my shit has never felt better.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:38 PM

Such an awesome time! I just wrote something in Chinese ideograms with my feces. I can’t write nor understand any word in Chinese though- I just hope it’s a swear word.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 06:13 PM

My usual shat before going running.

I was waiting for that the whole day! Fuck, just stupid farts!

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:35 AM

Love it when it naturally descends laying on the bed of the pond.

Thursday, 30 January 2020 | 04:45 PM

A new eating place recently opened in my town. They make chinese specialties.

It’s been two months now I’m looking forward to eating there.
Well thinking about China situation nowadays, I reckon haven’t picked the right moment for eating there.

Now I’m locked in the bathroom, hoping that ramen won’t give me much more trouble apart from this shit.

Thursday, 30 January 2020 | 08:30 AM

I’m sitting here and I wonder if taking a poop depends on experience or it’s just instinct.

I mean are elder people more expert in taking a shit as they are more expert in life, having lived life longer than youngsters?

My arse is still a bit sleepy so I’m constipated. Even though I’m weighted by nutrients from yesterday – and I feel it – they all can’t get out.

Would an older version of me, a future-shy-tird, be able to make it anyway? Will I be so saturated with experience in order to do some tricks and shit anyways?

Wednesday, 29 January 2020 | 11:07 AM

There has been an unexpected expulsion of fecal matter.

Wednesday, 29 January 2020 | 10:10 AM

Today’s product is worth taking about.

It’s odd. Normal color. It felt like a golf ball outrushing from the hole, but now that I can see it, it is just a few small pieces.