Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AM
The longest tird.

Yesterday party made me come back home at 6 in the morning. I ain’t used to that anymore.
Naturally I was still sleeping at my usual morning-shit-time. I think timing was the first thing bringing me to beat the records. Whilst whiskey and cola helped soften, sticken and compact the mass, the aging process was crucial, in fact, during the bonus time, the 40cm-long extrusion could ripen inside me.
As soon as I sat on the white throne the thing just popped out instantly, just like toothpaste out of its tube.

The tail had not yet been expelled completely, it reached the bottom of the pool and broke.
That was sad; and yet, to be remembered in years.

Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 04:57 PM
Tird time!

I was so sure I’d done it again that my body got back at me!
I am now sprouting little pieces of shit out. They look adorable. I must say this session was utterly satisfying, can’t say the same for the fragrance of it, though.

Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 01:47 PM
I knew it! Here comes the comet.

Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 10:07 AM
Today’s shat is nothing special.
I am sure it might be followed by a reprise during the day. I hope.

Well, a 5-hours sleep is not enough to wake my inner system up, indeed.

Friday, 25 October 2019 | 06:10 PM
I cannot get it.
Why am I sitting here again? It’s the t(h)ird time today!

Friday, 25 October 2019 | 03:37 PM
After a [too long] wee something has been unlocked.
Single bomb shot.
zero killed.

Friday, 25 October 2019 | 07:56 AM
Sticky affair.

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PM
I should have listened to that voice in my mind at lunch. Don’t eat those sausages.
Here I am in the bar’s loo extruding brown stuff from my bum.
The light just gone off.

Now Try to picture me waving vigorously my arms hoping for the light to come back.

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:44 AM
Wiping everything off was soft and neat.

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:37 AM
There it comes! The shy tird! This time’s production is hard no more! It slides off the lucid white loo entering the pool slowly as a jaguar approaching its victim. 

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AM
I am taking my morning shit, whilst thinking everybody does that.
Everybody shitpost every fucking day. 
Everybody takes shit.
Nobody wanna hear what you want to shitshare!
That’s the process my mind followed in thinking: let’s share my shat experience. There might be nobody interested!

Oh by the way! Today’s tirds are a bit hard. Darkness as usual. Perhaps little less constipation would have helped.