Tuesday, 12 May 2020 | 11:55 AM

My arse has just queefed, which is weird, cause ain’t no vagina.

Stuff rumbled out in the meanwhile. Dirty smooth meatballs

Monday, 11 May 2020 | 03:29 PM

How many tirds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Free answer

Monday, 11 May 2020 | 01:34 AM

Fuck it! Too many farts, I should have known it would have happened this

Sunday, 10 May 2020 | 11:17 AM

I should start classifying my tirds.

Should I do it by date, stink or dimension?

Maybe even color 🤔

Saturday, 9 May 2020 | 12:15 PM

My deepest dream above all is to have a shit on the moon.

Friday, 8 May 2020 | 04:26 PM

Ice cream makes me feel weird. Only one hour after eating some chocolate ice cream, I just reproduced it neatly within my toilet.

Friday, 8 May 2020 | 09:58 AM

Singing ‘la la la la’

Tuney shit

Thursday, 7 May 2020 | 04:39 PM

My shit entered Phase 2: it now walks.

Wednesday, 6 May 2020 | 11:11 AM

I imagine a future where the shy tird becomes a big international enterprise and I will have all the meeting through web chats directly from my toilet 💭

Tuesday, 5 May 2020 | 10:21 AM

Consistency. That’s a necessity of this lifetime work

Monday, 4 May 2020 | 11:11 AM

I reckon I’ve never posted at 11:11.

How odd! Those numbers really look like these 4 tirds I just arse-crafted.

One-shaped tirds!

On fire.

Friday, 1 May 2020 | 04:41 PM

I could shit so many times in a day! I feel so blessed! 🤩

Friday, 1 May 2020 | 02:06 PM

I could definitely fall asleep in here, sitting on this white china, with a tird hanging from my butthole.

Friday, 1 May 2020 | 08:05 AM

Anyone wants a smoothie?