Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM

Remember, if you make it at a friend’s loo just be kind and place some paper on the closet’s slope. If you’re lucky you won’t even get to clean!

If you’re unlucky, well, if there’s no toilet paper, praise the lord.

Tuesday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM

Today I started running again.

It’s such a pain in the neck when you’re into it, just giving your best but you feel The burden inside you- and it just wants to get out.

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM

It is pretty difficult waking up on Mondays, but that’s something everybody knows…

I’ll tell you something nobody knows: constipation is what makes a Monday unpleasant!

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter: it gets out on its shyness.

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM

Sheeeet! I’ve been waiting for this all day!

After a super hot dog at lunch and an all you can eat sushi at dinner yesterday, today I felt like double gravity was on me!

How odd! Now I float in mid-air like a hot-air balloon

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM

I hate it when I just want to go to sleep, but I desperately need a shit.

In the meanwhile my slimy tirds start to sing Michael Jackson’s Bad.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 06:39 PM

Is humankind real? or are we just our own self-imagination?

crap.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 11:57 AM

Caco, ergo sum

I simply think thoughts are more powerful when shitting.
I reckon even Descartes used to produce his genius thoughts during his defecations.

Friday, 10 January 2020| 11:12 PM

Well I emptied an entire bottle of red wine all by myself.

I just arsecrafted an awl made of shit.

It hurts.

Still, I feel fulfilled in my hearth: I am happy.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:42 AM

Sprinkled reprise.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:23 AM

I feel lankier.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 12:20 AM

I’d better clear the pipes, otherwise it would jeopardise my sleep, and I’m pretty sick of it!

Ow, such a soothing sound.

Thursday, 9 January 2020 | 08:40 AM

Bombs Away!

Better shout it before shitting than at war.

Wednesday, 8 January 2020 | 02:55 PM

Lazy stones rolling out my arse, I am thinking I am entering in a new phase of my life.

New Year’s Eve was more than a week ago, but I still feel 2020 is going to be a powerful year.

Tuesday, 7 January 2020 | 04:47 PM

Yawn! There’s nothing better than a little poop after a 20-minute nap!

But hard though…

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 04:33 PM

Hell! Here I am again!
Cheer up for this little guy here! He is so shy!