Friday, 19 July 2024 | 09:04 AM

I am lazy today, kinda don’t want to describe my dull shit.

Oh… I used an adjective.. I described it…

Yeah, dull… that kind of dull you wipe it and it sticks, and it takes you five to six papers to wipe it clean. Dull… perhaps I don’t find it too dull anymore…

It’s interesting, at least it has personality.

Let me flush it off now…

Thursday, 18 July 2024 | 09:23 AM

Oversleeping is not that bad, especially when you spend one hour awake in the middle of the night, burning alive for the heat.a

I ate a spicy Indian dish for dinner… but you know, my shit was not that sharp this morning…

Hard, yeah, it was just hard

Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 04:50PM

Frankly, I wasn’t expecting that:

Abrupt diarrhoea in the middle of a focused time in front of my computer.

Fuck!

Sure, I am now more focused, on something else though…

Trying not to be too noisy… the office is crowded today

Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 08:13 AM

Drinking at the very beginning of the week is not really wise… but if you’re smart enough and you eat enough you won’t hangover.

This is true, but what I ate for dinner was a rough panini, plenty of mayonnaise, sausage and aubergines. This is now become SHIT.

It’s hot in here

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM

Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks.

We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers.

Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair.

I think I may need some shit first….

Let’s see.. ‘where’s the toilet?’ ‘right there’ pointed the waitress.

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Yeah, some shit gave me a little boost! Now I can hungrily eat!!

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM

Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me.

Perhaps it was my shit’s fault.

Dunno.

Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah.

And I did it! I di it!

I clogged the toilet!

Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony shot

Friday, 12 July 2024 | 08:42 AM

I had too much to eat yesterday… now I feel like ain’t all poop got out :/

Dunno… let’s see what the day may bring

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I am thinking btw, summer vacation is coming, I kinda miss the day I go camping, taking a shit almost everywhere.. yeah… feeling so free…

Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM

Ok everything al right, I was lite for just 2minutes, I had to pick up my mother in law, coming just for my girlfriend’s graduation day, which is today!

Yeha yeah, I’m writing another post here, because we are a little early on our roadmap, hence I have some time for SOME SHIIIIT YEAAAAHH!

It is dry and hard, but at least I don’t have to bring this fucking burden with me for the rest of the day 😂

Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 03:29 AM

In an already compromised bowels environment, I’ve decided to say yes to my girlfriend’s proposal of having a pizza for dinner.

Am I stupid? Yes.

Am I awake at 3:30AM? Sure!

Can’t understand though, if it’s because it’s 30ºC in here and I’m fucking dying out dry, or just because my bowels are freaking motionless.

Idk, since I can’t sleep I went for the loo, am sitting on the toilet now, pushing in the hope for something to happen.

Let’s see… let’s wait…

Will anything happen?

Idk, let’s see, imma just wait for my death to happen.

Hopingly it will be on my toilet, so my life would have made some sense, at least…

Monday, 8 July 2024 | 07:35 AM

Homemade burrito for dinner. We all know what it means…

My gf woke up at 5AM just to rush to the toilet. Aa she got back, I couldn’t fall back asleep, something big was preventing me to…

I am now on the toilet, that big stuff is now gone…

Thursday, 4 July 2024 | 08:28 AM

Not much, but a fair amount of shit makes me start the day and go to the office I don’t want to go, which I’m going to leave at the end of the month. Yeha, let’s hope with less stress also more shit comes!