last poops
Sunday, 18 May 2025 | 9:02 AM
Constipated morning makes me veeeery neevous
Especially on a Sunday, when I’d rather be relaxed and think about nothing at all
Saturday, 17 May 2025 | 9:25 AM
For all of my life I saw that old Deutsch Delicatessen shop passing by.
After so many years, I’ve decided to get inside and buy some Würstchen. Since I’ve never tried theirs, I’ve decided to buy for some different varieties.
My girlfriend was delighted of the choice and we decided to make some Kartoffeln in der Pfanne as a side dish.
Uh, we also had some Sauerkraut my mother-in-law’s Polish friend gave us.
Right. Dinner was perfect, until I felt nausea. I had to stop eating.
My slumber was particularly disturbed, the burden inside me was beating.
Finally, I’ve just finished on the toilet. I just don’t dare to see what’s left inside the toilet, but at least, I must be thankful for the international trip.
Vielen Dank, Auf Wiedersehen!
Friday, 16 May 2025 | 5:24 PM
Eating out for lunch is not for me.
Lol.
Luckily I got back home.
Diarrhoea.
Lol
Friday, 16 May 2025 | 8:01 AM
Every time I have pasta for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.
It’s so frustrating
I can see just two pebbles made of poop now at the bottom of the toilet pool, and I struggled for them as much as for a greater shit
Thursday, 15 May 2025 | 8:14 AM
Am not eating enough fruit nor veggies, but this morning shit happened quickly and perfectly – almost no dirt on the hole.
Luckily I compensate with Chinese food for dinner…
Wednesday, 14 May 2025 | 7:51 AM
Hell! Huge turds in the hole!
It’s been more than 6 months now since I stopped making sport regularly, my bowels is paying for it.
My system is not working well
Tuesday, 13 May 2025 | 3:33 PM
Finally. At the most perfect time. 333, God interceded for me, making my bowels take a shit.
I was getting nervous. Literally.
That burden inside was getting me sick!
Tuesday, 13 May 2025 | 8:14 AM
Weird though, I felt shit almost getting out, now I sat here on the toilet for more than 30minutes but NOTHING got out.
I feel fooled.
And I feel burdened…
Monday, 12 May 2025 | 10:16 AM
I’m at one of my client’s for a meeting.
As I already well knew, I don’t feel as good as normal days…
Have diarrhoea. I don’t feel good. Nope.
Not at all.
The meeting hasn’t started yet. So I pretended to go have a look at something over there while instead I went to the further loo they have.
Now.
Everything is going SMOOTHLY, but, you know, shit just don’t stop getting out!!!
Monday, 12 May 2025 | 7:17 AM
Gotta admit I was waiting for something stronger than this shit, this morning..
It was somehow poor, my bowels hurt yesterday, And now I feel I’ve been betrayed
Nevertheless, I feel a bit better.
Tho it still hurts.
Not much.
Btw 7/10 is enough today
Sunday, 11 May 2025 | 8:23 AM
Well well. Hard shit today?
Perhaps my bowels healed from a one-week blobbiness
Hope so
Saturday, 10 May 2025 | 8:58 AM
Kebab for dinner
Harsh sleep.
Shit
Friday, 9 May 2025 | 8:12 AM
Even if every day your shit feels the same as the day before, it never is!
These days my shits resemble one another, a little soft, not too much, liberating, but with the feeling there’s a few left inside.
This is probably due to some sort of mild illness.
How cares…
Nobody cares about their defections.
I do.
Thursday, 8 May 2025 | 8:21 AM
New Chinese restaurant for dinner
Toilet had a first experience to this morning
Lol
Wednesday, 7 May 2025 | 6:36 AM
Pretty early for such a poop.
Blobby