Wednesday, 6 November 2019 | 08:48 AM

After long days holding tirds inside I hope this one will be first of my routine reprise.

Tuesday, 5 November 2019 | 01:19 PM

Public Bar. No toilet paper.

Tuesday, 5 November 2019 | 10:05 AM

Today’s gonna be last day of no routine. Such too much anarchy these days. This must stop!

Melting shit too. (That’s still the sushi effect)

Monday, 4 November 2019 | 09:15 PM

Today’s been a long day. I had a big sushi lunch, I couldn’t come home till know. To be fair I’m a at a friend’s house.

I am corrupting the entire bathroom with my stink. Inside the closet it’s worst than Hiroshima.

I hope nobody dies.

Monday, 4 November 2019 | 10:34 AM

Pressure shot.

Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM

Days go by and my poop routine has been compromised.

It’s been a 2days trip wandering around for countryside festival: basically meat and red wine. As one can imagine this stuff requires hard sitting sessions, well I didn’t have time and space for that.

My tirds become shy when there comes friends around, a throne not yours, rapid pace trips.

This non-ordinary-smell shit was mild satisfactory. Accompanied by grandiose flatulences.

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:46 AM

Oh c’mon!

The best part: no more toilet paper in the roll.

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM

Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine.

‘Right. I needed a shit.

Hope I could sleep now.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 09:02 AM

Reprise.

Q.E.D.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

First thing in the morning: poop.

I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday.

The future is certain.

Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM

I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway.

Well I just produced a peep

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM

How peculiar!

I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 03:26 PM

I can’t keep shitting twice a day. I got stuff to do!!

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM

After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit.

It seems to be floating, but it is a lie! The bastard is just sticking to the china white wall brushing against the water surface, just like a crocodile waiting for its quarry.

The funny thing is: it fell. My insults might have made him feel ashamed…

Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 05:11 PM

Will it be last time for today? I sincerely hope so.