Wednesday, 11 March 2020 | 10:12 AM

Even if coronavirus is rapidly spreading from China to Italy soon to all-over-the-world, my today’s shat is a happy shat!
My idea of a Kama Sutra for poop is on!

I found out somebody ten years ago went further to the future and copy my idea publishing a book already, but I DO NOT CARE!

My book will be different, I won’t copy. Everything will be original! All the shats will be MORE SATISFYING!

Let’s work on it then!

Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM

Lacking fantasy, next time I might try new positions, unconventional ones, for pooping. I could even make a kamasutra for poop.

WOOOOO that’s a great idea! Atta boy!

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM

It is sad. I realised million will die after nCov-19. I’ll make a silent poop. (You know, kind of 1-minute silence)

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM

Learning where OK comes from, I’m starting to think not everything is ok. I was pretty much sure it came from 0 Killed in the WWI – at least that’s what my english teacher said when I was young. I trusted you Mister!!

Well, I was so happy to use it while shitting, with not ok meaning, some were killed (by smell or something). The joke‘s gone off 🙁

Is my shat ok though? Well. It worked fine.

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM

Coronavirus is rapidly ascending, trying to be awarded as virus of the year. Nobody is safe.

Hence I decided to stay home for some weeks. Smart-working is key.

So I decided to spend my Sunday sat on the toilet watching evert sort of NCOV-19 related video. I want to be prepared! 🦠

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM

So far everything went nicely. Why this shit smells like hell then? WHATSUPP BODY?! Whataya hidin’?

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 10:48 AM

I’ve just succeeded in having a week with no gluten whatsoever.

Having a gluten-free life is not dull at all! You just got to be smart! Do not try to eat usual stuff in the moronic gluten free alternative. A no gluten pizza is not a pizza. Period.

Instead find some good stuff which do not contain any gluten thing in the first instance. It will be tasteful. It will be good.

I miss pizza dough.

Friday, 6 March 2020 | 01:46 PM

Sometimes I can’t understand why my-past-self has decided to start posting about shit in the first place. Well, then I posted from the second, the third, and in every place I shat ! lol

Btw, some other times I get it. You feel less alone, and your shat too, they become a party.
shitty party though

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 08:50 PM

Never went home since this morning. Lunch with at 3PM with a chicken thigh, now I’m starving.

But first!!! Let’s clog my favourite ramen restaurant with some shit!!

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 09:43 AM

An interrogative mark just formed on the slope of my toilet. It’s obviously made of shit. Two tirds: one for the point, one for the bendy line.

Though it just disappeared, it existed for a while. I can’t ignore it.

Was it a proof for God existence?

Was it ?

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 12:38 AM

Why have I stop shitting? Even now That I am trying nothing happens!

But after 5 minutes of struggling a stone drops.

Tuesday, 3 March 2020 | 01:27 AM

I‘ve had no shit for nearly two days. That’s odd.

Wouldn’t it be ‘cos of the fact I deprived my diet of anything containing gluten for the last three days? Dunno. I feel so lighter these days of my life though!

If shitting a bitt less it’s the only aftermath, well, I think I might cope with that!

In the meanwhile… I just had a single-tird shat. Lone dry droplets resembling brown nuggets – how precious!

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 07:06 PM

It’s kind of amazing I still got something to shit today

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 02:36 PM

Bowels after an infusion goes coo-coo.

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 12:58 PM

Eternal shitshine of a stainless toilet