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Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

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Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

You know I don’t like defining my diet in tags. I am not a vegetarian, I am not a carnivore either. Obviously I am not vegan. I like everything. I care about planet sustainability, yet I eat at fast foods (like one a year). My diet is healthy, varied, too salty some days, too much alcohol some other times.

I just eat what I feel like eating.

Today I had lunch with a mixed grill composed by every meat types. That was simply great.

And now let’s just clear my bowels out!

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

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Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

And here comes the reprise!!

Oh boy! You know haruspex? In Ancient Rome they used to practice divination, they were able to read omens typically from dead animal corpses. Nowadays some cultures (Turkey, Greece) reads future (or pretend to do so) from empty coffee cups.

Well, I just saw the letters C I C written in cripple thin tirds. What would that mean?

I just know it smells right like a dead body in here!

Cfr. Haruspex wiki

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 07:22 AM

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Friday, 13 December 2019 | 07:22 AM

Thank god it’s Friday! And I ate pizza yesterday!

This means just one thing: TIRD-XPLOSION!

I kinda scent there will be many during the day!

Tuesday, 10 December 2019 | 7:50 AM

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Tuesday, 10 December 2019 | 7:50 AM

The discomfort I feel in my life comes from many factors. One of them is my fragile belly, that is for sure!

Maybe I just shouldn’t have ate those chickpeas for dinner, maybe I shouldn’t have drank half a bottle of red wine. Maybe I should just stop lamenting.

In such a way I start my day.

Well, only after I freed the monster inside me!

Monday, 9 December 2019 | 11:24 PM

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Monday, 9 December 2019 | 11:24 PM

Just came back from the cinema, it is quite late, my mind starts to numb, my body too.

I brush my teeth, then I have a wee before going to bed.

There is something though, I feel it.

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All right it was just a shy tird.

Just a single one.

Monday, 9 December 2019 | 09:13 AM

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Monday, 9 December 2019 | 09:13 AM

During my sessions I always bring stuff to do with me. Ever since I got one I never went to the loo without my phone, then I started with the computer. I can’t waist time in my life, that’s my thought!

But actually our shat time is quite precious, you know… it is a moment in which you really connect with your deeper self. You could listen to Him.

I am an atheist, I don’t believe in God, at least not the one every monotheistic religion talks about. I believe we, our-true-selves, are our own gods. Capital Him is our own core.

Just take sometimes for your thoughts, listen to yourself, will you?

I am a bit constipated today.

Sunday, 8 December 2019 | 08:42 AM

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Sunday, 8 December 2019 | 08:42 AM

Yesterday for dinner, I experimented.

Basmati rice and a made up sauce composed of: chickpea, garlic, milk, Turkish spices.

I must say it was a bit dry. Good taste though.

Yet, I niff a new kind of smell here!

Amazing discovery.

Saturday, 7 December 2019 | 10:03 AM

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Saturday, 7 December 2019 | 10:03 AM

It is weird, you know… I am taking this shy tird thing quite seriously now.

Let’s say I am constantly looking forward to my next shat just because I want to write here.

I know, writing a post each and every time I am taking a poo is a stupid rule. I imposed on myself, yet it seems to be working!

What’s so weird then? Most of my morning shat happen like this: I sit, I handle my phone, I open the app and start typing the post. It really often happens I need to finish some other things before I can start, and here’s the funny fact: I hold my tird till I can actually start writing my post. I kinda feel like I must retain my feelings in order to channel them inside this very odd blog.