Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 01:07 PM

I need to reinstate my routine so bad! These holidays has been devastating.

I did not gain any weight whatsoever, I even think I lose a kilo…
You may think how lucky I am, yet this diarrhoea is nothing pleasing, let me assure you this.

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 08:43 PM

I am proud to announce I am pooping at my favourite pizzeria.

I’ve been daydreaming about this moment for at least 10 years.

Pretty huge poop , I dare say. I can enjoy my pizza now.

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 11:53 AM

Yuck!

Inspired by Manzoni’s 1961 artwork Artist’s Shit, I’ve just done the worst thing ever.

I photoshot my shit.

Basically I photoshat. My shit’s a model now! It’s going to be famous!

Friday, 3 January 2020 | 09:46 AM

Oh boy! I was waiting for this moment since I woke up. It was 5 o’clock in the morning, and I came home at 3 AM.

Basically my stomach hurt so much I couldn’t sleep.

I am sick of it! Well I am sick too.

But really, I am really tired of being such a wreck! Should I really just eat rice for the rest of my life to live a normal life with no physical struggle??

This shat has been sooooo liberating

Thursday, 2 January 2020 | 09:35 PM

All right, fuck, my phone is dying.

I’m at my best friend birthday party at his house. It’s full of people and I’m high.

I just discovered one of my mate’s girlfriend loves Harry Style, I am kinda obsessed with him since his last album came out. I was so excited sharing such a love with somebody, and my bowel called.

C’mon body! Let me enjoy life just for once!

Thursday, 2 January 2019 | 10:13 AM

Shots

Wednesday, 1 January 2020 | 04:35 PM

Alcohol aftermaths are the worst.

Wednesday, 1 January 2020 | 02:47 PM

The only way to recover from a hangover is this.

Wednesday, 1 January 2020 | 11:40 AM

I can’t believe I’m posting the first shat of the year. It woke me up.

I feel badly hung over.

And that’s the best way to start the decade.

Tuesday, 31 December 2019 | 12:54 PM

Still bad.

(My gf kept sleeping!)

Tuesday, 31 December 2019 | 05:06 AM

I can’t sleep, and I don’t even know why.

I just hope one day I’ll be able to sleep even if everything is going bad inside me. Come on! It can’t go on like this. It’s five o’clock in the morning!

In the meanwhile I am struggling, straining my abs hard trying to suggest my bowels to expel all that is evil.

It’s kinda working, but it’s loud! And my girlfriend is sleeping right outside the door! Luckily she’s a sound sleeper…

Monday, 30 December 2019 | 10:46 AM

I don’t know how this is possible but I keep losing weight during these holidays instead of gaining it. Am I wrong?

I just shit too much.

Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 11:54 AM

Smug Reprise.

Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 10:37 AM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, never stop drinking beer, drinking wine too! Coming back home at six o’clock in the morning, waking up at 10:30 AM with a thundering diarrhea exploding inside you.

That was hot.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 09:12 PM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, and shit your crap in his loo.