Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 10:13 AM

Whilst there are some exciting days of poop, there are moments, such as today, in which ennui takes over and there’s nothing I could do.

Wednesday, 20 November 2019 | 08:01 AM

You know, sometimes I am just here, enjoying the session. I am into it, feeling good.

Tuesday, 19 November 2019 | 04:58 PM

Tirds tirds tirds, Mötley Crüe cover

Tuesday, 19 November 2019 | 09:43 AM

I cannot tell why neatly, but I usually have big thoughts while taking a brown.

I wonder if Aristotele, Galileo, Shakespeare, geniuses from their own times had their ideas sitting for a poop. Could it ever be that easy? Just concentrate hard enough, giving shits the time they need to be done?

Monday, 18 November 2019 | 11:11 PM

These days are lasting longer than usual somehow.

I am sitting here on my white throne thinking about life and everything, with my headset on.

Shit’s what really matters

Monday, 18 November 2019 | 07:56 AM

Right, today I am freezing my arse off. Hope it won’t jeopardize my shit skills.

Sunday, 17 November 2019 | 10:38 AM

Bad reprise.

Sunday, 17 November 2019 | 09:25 AM

It’s funny how, every part of my body still asleep, my arse is perfectly awake.

Saturday, 16 November 2019 | 02:16 PM

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows captured my day. I can’t part with it. Not even for an afternoon shat.

Saturday, 16 November 2019 | 09:05 AM

Usually I linger a bit of time since I feel the stirring inside me.

Then I explode. Such a joyful ending isn’t it?

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 10:38 AM

A raspberried reprise.

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 10:20 AM

Who’s seen Alien, by Ridley Scott?

You know when the chestburster pops out Gilbert Kane’s ribcage?

I experienced the same right now. No blood though. Luckily.

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 01:15 AM

It’s in nights like these you learn to smell again.

Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 11:08 AM

Reprise.

That reminds me of yesterday’s dinner: veggie specialities. Indian ones.

Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 09:51 AM

Love it. My belly was so full of air i dreamt I was an air balloon.

Actually… I cannot understand how can an air balloon float in mid-air burdened by that amount of crap inside!