Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM

Sheeeet! I’ve been waiting for this all day!

After a super hot dog at lunch and an all you can eat sushi at dinner yesterday, today I felt like double gravity was on me!

How odd! Now I float in mid-air like a hot-air balloon

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM

I hate it when I just want to go to sleep, but I desperately need a shit.

In the meanwhile my slimy tirds start to sing Michael Jackson’s Bad.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 06:39 PM

Is humankind real? or are we just our own self-imagination?

crap.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 11:57 AM

Caco, ergo sum

I simply think thoughts are more powerful when shitting.
I reckon even Descartes used to produce his genius thoughts during his defecations.

Friday, 10 January 2020| 11:12 PM

Well I emptied an entire bottle of red wine all by myself.

I just arsecrafted an awl made of shit.

It hurts.

Still, I feel fulfilled in my hearth: I am happy.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:42 AM

Sprinkled reprise.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:23 AM

I feel lankier.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 12:20 AM

I’d better clear the pipes, otherwise it would jeopardise my sleep, and I’m pretty sick of it!

Ow, such a soothing sound.

Thursday, 9 January 2020 | 08:40 AM

Bombs Away!

Better shout it before shitting than at war.

Wednesday, 8 January 2020 | 02:55 PM

Lazy stones rolling out my arse, I am thinking I am entering in a new phase of my life.

New Year’s Eve was more than a week ago, but I still feel 2020 is going to be a powerful year.

Tuesday, 7 January 2020 | 04:47 PM

Yawn! There’s nothing better than a little poop after a 20-minute nap!

But hard though…

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 04:33 PM

Hell! Here I am again!
Cheer up for this little guy here! He is so shy!

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 01:53 PM

Just a sticky tird to leave before lunch.

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 11:43 AM

I hate when I just got out from the shower but I gotta poop.

Yes. My arse still dripping.

Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 03:30 PM

Another powerful moment of thoughts.