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Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM

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Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM

Fuck me!

Fuck me! I need to sleep, body!

Yesterday I had one of the best dinner ever. A friend of mine is a fisherman, so he and his girlfriend basically take some fish every weekend, they eat all the big ones right away, saving the little ones for a grater future.

This great future came yesterday, and was delicious! Fish had this precious rich flavour one could not tell in words, you should have taste it!

Everything was perfect, though I cannot eat that much in the evening, I simply can’t afford it! Even if everything was totally free my belly just couldn’t bear everything.

Therefore I slept just 4 hours, and my stomach is still pretty full.

I hate this.

Sunday, 15 December 2019 | 04:28 PM

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Sunday, 15 December 2019 | 04:28 PM

Oh boy! Eventually I free myself!

Yesterday I went to a night party, it was so long since I attended one. I came back late in the morning.

Guess my body just forgot what time it was because of that!

Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

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Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

You know I don’t like defining my diet in tags. I am not a vegetarian, I am not a carnivore either. Obviously I am not vegan. I like everything. I care about planet sustainability, yet I eat at fast foods (like one a year). My diet is healthy, varied, too salty some days, too much alcohol some other times.

I just eat what I feel like eating.

Today I had lunch with a mixed grill composed by every meat types. That was simply great.

And now let’s just clear my bowels out!

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

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Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

And here comes the reprise!!

Oh boy! You know haruspex? In Ancient Rome they used to practice divination, they were able to read omens typically from dead animal corpses. Nowadays some cultures (Turkey, Greece) reads future (or pretend to do so) from empty coffee cups.

Well, I just saw the letters C I C written in cripple thin tirds. What would that mean?

I just know it smells right like a dead body in here!

Cfr. Haruspex wiki

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 07:22 AM

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Friday, 13 December 2019 | 07:22 AM

Thank god it’s Friday! And I ate pizza yesterday!

This means just one thing: TIRD-XPLOSION!

I kinda scent there will be many during the day!

Tuesday, 10 December 2019 | 7:50 AM

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Tuesday, 10 December 2019 | 7:50 AM

The discomfort I feel in my life comes from many factors. One of them is my fragile belly, that is for sure!

Maybe I just shouldn’t have ate those chickpeas for dinner, maybe I shouldn’t have drank half a bottle of red wine. Maybe I should just stop lamenting.

In such a way I start my day.

Well, only after I freed the monster inside me!

Monday, 9 December 2019 | 11:24 PM

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Monday, 9 December 2019 | 11:24 PM

Just came back from the cinema, it is quite late, my mind starts to numb, my body too.

I brush my teeth, then I have a wee before going to bed.

There is something though, I feel it.

.

All right it was just a shy tird.

Just a single one.

Monday, 9 December 2019 | 09:13 AM

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Monday, 9 December 2019 | 09:13 AM

During my sessions I always bring stuff to do with me. Ever since I got one I never went to the loo without my phone, then I started with the computer. I can’t waist time in my life, that’s my thought!

But actually our shat time is quite precious, you know… it is a moment in which you really connect with your deeper self. You could listen to Him.

I am an atheist, I don’t believe in God, at least not the one every monotheistic religion talks about. I believe we, our-true-selves, are our own gods. Capital Him is our own core.

Just take sometimes for your thoughts, listen to yourself, will you?

I am a bit constipated today.