Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:23 AM

I feel lankier.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 12:20 AM

I’d better clear the pipes, otherwise it would jeopardise my sleep, and I’m pretty sick of it!

Ow, such a soothing sound.

Thursday, 9 January 2020 | 08:40 AM

Bombs Away!

Better shout it before shitting than at war.

Wednesday, 8 January 2020 | 02:55 PM

Lazy stones rolling out my arse, I am thinking I am entering in a new phase of my life.

New Year’s Eve was more than a week ago, but I still feel 2020 is going to be a powerful year.

Tuesday, 7 January 2020 | 04:47 PM

Yawn! There’s nothing better than a little poop after a 20-minute nap!

But hard though…

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 04:33 PM

Hell! Here I am again!
Cheer up for this little guy here! He is so shy!

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 01:53 PM

Just a sticky tird to leave before lunch.

Monday, 6 January 2020 | 11:43 AM

I hate when I just got out from the shower but I gotta poop.

Yes. My arse still dripping.

Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 03:30 PM

Another powerful moment of thoughts.

Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 01:07 PM

I need to reinstate my routine so bad! These holidays has been devastating.

I did not gain any weight whatsoever, I even think I lose a kilo…
You may think how lucky I am, yet this diarrhoea is nothing pleasing, let me assure you this.

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 08:43 PM

I am proud to announce I am pooping at my favourite pizzeria.

I’ve been daydreaming about this moment for at least 10 years.

Pretty huge poop , I dare say. I can enjoy my pizza now.

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 11:53 AM

Yuck!

Inspired by Manzoni’s 1961 artwork Artist’s Shit, I’ve just done the worst thing ever.

I photoshot my shit.

Basically I photoshat. My shit’s a model now! It’s going to be famous!

Friday, 3 January 2020 | 09:46 AM

Oh boy! I was waiting for this moment since I woke up. It was 5 o’clock in the morning, and I came home at 3 AM.

Basically my stomach hurt so much I couldn’t sleep.

I am sick of it! Well I am sick too.

But really, I am really tired of being such a wreck! Should I really just eat rice for the rest of my life to live a normal life with no physical struggle??

This shat has been sooooo liberating

Thursday, 2 January 2020 | 09:35 PM

All right, fuck, my phone is dying.

I’m at my best friend birthday party at his house. It’s full of people and I’m high.

I just discovered one of my mate’s girlfriend loves Harry Style, I am kinda obsessed with him since his last album came out. I was so excited sharing such a love with somebody, and my bowel called.

C’mon body! Let me enjoy life just for once!

Thursday, 2 January 2019 | 10:13 AM

Shots