Thursday, 16 January 2020 | 03:17 PM

Shit

Thursday, 16 January 2020 | 10:59 AM

Even in if I prefer writing sittin’ on my shat throne, I love reading too.
So I am looking for a cheap used book online to buy.

Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 11:49 PM

At the end of the day this is just something physiological.

Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 06:48 PM

A speedy shat before going running.

Just farts.

Just fun.

Here comes concrete stuff!

Let’s go working out!

Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 08:36 AM

Yesterday I came home so late I had no time opening a parcel I received.

Opening parcels is one of the most exciting, mysterious and fun activity a man of the present – such as we all are – could experience.

I thought it was my Amazon order – stupid lithium rechargeable batteries! I am such a slave to technology! – instead it just was my stickers supposed to arrive only at the end of the month!

Now, I love stickers. Especially when there’s my tird pictured onto them.

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 10:05 PM

Fuck! Sometimes it’s pretty tricky writing new posts. I gotta invent something new every time.

It’s tough. Especially when you can’t live without having a shat three times a day!

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM

Remember, if you make it at a friend’s loo just be kind and place some paper on the closet’s slope. If you’re lucky you won’t even get to clean!

If you’re unlucky, well, if there’s no toilet paper, praise the lord.

Tuesday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM

Today I started running again.

It’s such a pain in the neck when you’re into it, just giving your best but you feel The burden inside you- and it just wants to get out.

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM

It is pretty difficult waking up on Mondays, but that’s something everybody knows…

I’ll tell you something nobody knows: constipation is what makes a Monday unpleasant!

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter: it gets out on its shyness.

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM

Sheeeet! I’ve been waiting for this all day!

After a super hot dog at lunch and an all you can eat sushi at dinner yesterday, today I felt like double gravity was on me!

How odd! Now I float in mid-air like a hot-air balloon

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM

I hate it when I just want to go to sleep, but I desperately need a shit.

In the meanwhile my slimy tirds start to sing Michael Jackson’s Bad.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 06:39 PM

Is humankind real? or are we just our own self-imagination?

crap.

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 11:57 AM

Caco, ergo sum

I simply think thoughts are more powerful when shitting.
I reckon even Descartes used to produce his genius thoughts during his defecations.

Friday, 10 January 2020| 11:12 PM

Well I emptied an entire bottle of red wine all by myself.

I just arsecrafted an awl made of shit.

It hurts.

Still, I feel fulfilled in my hearth: I am happy.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 10:42 AM

Sprinkled reprise.