Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 11:28 AM

Another month just passed by and I haven’t skipped a day from alcohol. It’s funny though, my shit has never felt better.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:38 PM

Such an awesome time! I just wrote something in Chinese ideograms with my feces. I can’t write nor understand any word in Chinese though- I just hope it’s a swear word.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 06:13 PM

My usual shat before going running.

I was waiting for that the whole day! Fuck, just stupid farts!

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:35 AM

Love it when it naturally descends laying on the bed of the pond.

Thursday, 30 January 2020 | 04:45 PM

A new eating place recently opened in my town. They make chinese specialties.

It’s been two months now I’m looking forward to eating there.
Well thinking about China situation nowadays, I reckon haven’t picked the right moment for eating there.

Now I’m locked in the bathroom, hoping that ramen won’t give me much more trouble apart from this shit.

Thursday, 30 January 2020 | 08:30 AM

I’m sitting here and I wonder if taking a poop depends on experience or it’s just instinct.

I mean are elder people more expert in taking a shit as they are more expert in life, having lived life longer than youngsters?

My arse is still a bit sleepy so I’m constipated. Even though I’m weighted by nutrients from yesterday – and I feel it – they all can’t get out.

Would an older version of me, a future-shy-tird, be able to make it anyway? Will I be so saturated with experience in order to do some tricks and shit anyways?

Wednesday, 29 January 2020 | 11:07 AM

There has been an unexpected expulsion of fecal matter.

Wednesday, 29 January 2020 | 10:10 AM

Today’s product is worth taking about.

It’s odd. Normal color. It felt like a golf ball outrushing from the hole, but now that I can see it, it is just a few small pieces.

Tuesday, 28 January 2020 | 09:08 PM

Another one for the not important shats

Tuesday, 28 January 2020 | 09:29 AM

Fun Fact.

We as human species are animals. In details we are a singularly evoluted mammal called Homo Sapiens. Cool ah?
Most of the scientists agree on the fact we descend from monkeys, everybody knows that!
To be more precise we descend from the same ancient animal species – which is now extinct – monkeys and apes descend from.

We are very similar! Even if one’s not a scientist can tell that. They walk on two legs, they live in communities, they have sex the very same way we do it – even between two individuals of the same gender, see bonobos -, they take a shit every once in a while.

Right. Awesome!
How come then we’re the only animal sitting on a toilet?
This makes me feel stupid.

Monday, 27 January 2020 | 06:44 PM

Very fast reprise.

Monday, 27 January 2020 | 06:36 PM

I’ll go running in a minute. It is vital to get rid of the burden.

Now I can sprint.

Monday, 20 January 2020 | 11:09 AM

I think shitposting is The Modern Thing.

And I am so proud being part of it!

Sunday, 26 January 2020 | 11:44 PM

Today’s been great. I basically went tripping with a friend of mine to visit a building wreck. It used to be a residence by the sea, everything was tearing apart apart from the building skeleton itself. Cement made. Pretty strong.

We skipped lunch. And I emitted about twenty-four loud farts. That was amusing.

Sunday, 26 January 2020 | 09:40 AM

Sun is up in the sky, birds fly high, not even a breath of wind.

Such a great day to have a trip shit!