Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 11:40 PM

Still got some.

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 08:28 PM

T(H)IRD TIME!
CHRISTMAS TIME!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 04:41 PM

I just had the deepest nap ever.

Post-Christmas-lunch shat is divine!

And that’s what I call a holy shit!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 12:14 PM

Shit! I lost my streak again! Must be due to the fact I had nothing to expel…

I kinda stop eating two days before Christmas in order to prepare myself to the great holiday feast.

Yesterday was just Day1 of this devastating tradition. I devoured an entire crab, and I ate it’s shell too!

You know I did it so I could strengthen my powers… I am an avenger now!!

Just try and guess my super power.

Oh, by the way… I almost forgot. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 05:27 PM

Yesterday I had a high school mates reunion.

When I asked for a steak, rare cooked, one of my mates said ‘I wouldn’t do that!’ -Why? ‘The last time I asked for a rare steak in here I spent the next three days sick with a terrible diarrhea’

FUCK ME! I should have listened to her.

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM

I’m in my bed trying to get a little power nap. Obviously I could not fucking sleep, had to deal with insomnia. Why did I drink that capuccino in the morning? I never learn, do I?

In the meanwhile something was ripening inside me. I was on the edge of getting asleep when the smell of a great flatulence reached my nose. TIME FOR A POWER SHAT!

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 10:19 AM

Here comes that time in the year when every plan you make just fails.

I just want to sleep till lunch time….

‘Course not! You can’t! Says my belly.

Thus I sit here waiting until the smelly rainfall ends.

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Back again on distress!
Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people.

It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts between 30secs and 2mins. Some minutes pass and a new contraption comes. IT IS BAD!

I know, in some ways it resembles a childbirth. In the end it is indeed one.

But the baby smells terribly.

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM

Alrighty, I just started back working at disco parties. So I just woke myself up. Hate it.

At first I am like ‘such a cool thing’. At the end I am like ‘fuck me!’

In the morning evening my arse is like NNNNOOOOOO

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM

Finally home!

Fuck me! I just spent kinda 2 hours on the bus struggling to hold my farts.

Obviously as soon as I sat on my throne I copiously shat.

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Nihil sub sole novum (nothing new under the sun) states the Bible (Ecclesiastes 1:9).

Now, I do not consider myself as a religious person. I am indeed an atheist. Though the Bible is full of references; here it phrases that ever since Earth was created, everything happening on it, is nothing new.

There have been the same old shit taking place in loop for ages!

Just like that We keep shitting every single day. We are doomed to do this for the rest of mankind.

There is nothing anyone could do about it.

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Ever since I started this whole shitty thing I gave me just one rule: publish a post every time I take a poo. I think it is clear.

Besides that I can’t publish posts if I don’t take a poo. It is a stupid rule, I know

I am a bit sick, so I have been eating just veggies soups for couple of days. This diet resulted in having nothing to shit whatsoever, not a single drop.

Here’s how I lost my 55-day streak. I am so sad.

Anyway, since I just shat what I did not in the past few days I broke my length record!!

I haven’t developed a consistent way of measurement yet, but I am sure this huge log was 5-inche long at least!

That was painful!

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 01:16 PM

Lunch time sessions are my favourite ones.

My body is fully aware of what’s going on, my mind as well. My nose is not so lucky though.

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 10:25 AM

Despite my name, this shat is pretty pushy. It just wanted to come out, kept sending dire warnings since I opened my eyes in the morning.

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 07:39 AM

Induced reprise!

I can’t leave bringing such a burden all day long.

And Yes. It smells like this one’s the best idea of the day. Better lock this scent in my loo.