Tuesday, 17 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

Morning shit during quarantine is kind of special: I usually rush for it, then leave it there, work and life tearing us apart…

Luckily not going out anymore I can stay close to my poo! Love it! It loves me back. I feel it!

Monday, 16 March 2020 | 09:02 AM

Tonight what I dreamt was weird, I mean weirder than usual!

I kinda tested a new kind of vaccine for COVID-19. I was doing that by taking a fresh tird from a toilet (I did it bare-handed) – it had just been shat by an infected patient.

Now, though I haven’t found a cure, I find a bit concerning that the entire dream felt completely natural. Even grabbing that piece of crap…

Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 03:14 PM

Herring are forage fish.

Considered food since at least 3000 BC, it is served numerous ways, and many recipes are used: eaten raw, pickled, and many others.

I prefer them when fermented. They are so flavory!

Additionally, being blue fish, it is plenty of Omega-3 which is good for your health!

Unluckily, as a life-saver, it may also cause some repentine diarrhea, which is one of the most common adverse effects of fish oil, alongside other digestive symptoms such as flatulence.

Oh, Hello life!

Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 09:50 AM

Let’s begin this impending from-home day with a solid shit!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 09:25 PM

Yeah, why not body?

Let’s shit another time today!!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 06:26 PM

Still thinking I shit too much…

I’d better… let it goo.. LET IT GOOOO!!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 03:56 PM

Ain’t nothing is real. Shit is.

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 09:48 AM

The world’s condition might look bleak, but I trust in humankind. It behoves everybody to stay home and defeat this bloody virus!

About that: I created a funny (☝🏼but smart) graphic art to encourage people to stay home.

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 08:53 PM

Being home 24h-a-day means taking a poo quite too many times a day.

Quarantined shit.

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 02:52 PM

Shit’s rushing out briskly

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 10:08 AM

A big acorn has just been ejected by my arse. I reckon Chip ‘n’ Dale would find it worth collecting it!

Uh! Here’s another one! I should consider planting ‘em…🤔

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 11:42 PM

Apart from the fact you can literally see nobody, staying home in order to tackle coronavirus is not that bad…

I could Netflix Party with my girlfriend I cannot see because I’m locked-down in my house…

…and, In the meanwhile I can have a pretty chill shat without her knowing that, she won’t complain about the smell for sure!

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 07:48 PM

Blimey! I spent the whole day designing graphics for my shitty website!

I was so focused I ignored my bowels needs for hours.

☝🏼BUT(T) everything went good eventually. SMOOTH!

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 02:20 PM

Tales of pooping during Covid-19 times.

Shit still smells.

Wednesday, 11 March 2020 | 10:12 AM

Even if coronavirus is rapidly spreading from China to Italy soon to all-over-the-world, my today’s shat is a happy shat!
My idea of a Kama Sutra for poop is on!

I found out somebody ten years ago went further to the future and copy my idea publishing a book already, but I DO NOT CARE!

My book will be different, I won’t copy. Everything will be original! All the shats will be MORE SATISFYING!

Let’s work on it then!