Drive the change

What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world?

As a literal shit blogger, I often think about what the future of my words could bring.

I’d really like to inspire people about environmental problems, I mean, I’ll never stop talking about shit, but I’d like people to consider what the real shits in out world are, such as global warming, micro-plastics in the oceans and in our food, over-consumerism, etc.

Yeah, this is what I’d like my blog to be

Sunday, 4 August 2024 | 10:01AM

Just arrived at the crag after long time…

Good old habits never die.

As I put on the harness, some very common feeling reaches my bowels.

Flash-forward after 2 minutes, I am squatting, pantless, crouching and crapping mid air.

Some wipes later, I can now rejoin my friends for a good climbing

Saturday, 3 August 2024 | 10:11 AM

There’s not much to say about it…

I can’t have a shit. Everything is clogged.

Idk, I woke up at 6:30 AM and went for a dive early in the morning. It was great, even if I didn’t manage to swim… then I had breakfast.

Why can’t I make a shit is a mystery… my body is wide awake now… what’s the problem… I don’t understand

Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 03:57 PM

These are my last days at the office.

Idk… is this info vital?

Probably not.

I am having diarrhoea at the moment. I ate hummus with my boss. We do this from time to time… the effect is not always this…. but today my bowels decided to get more irritated. Yeah.

Shit is almost fluid, my arsehole spicy

Idk…is this info vital?

Probably not.

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up.

Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct.

I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts.

My brains wake up a little, asking what the fuck is happening, but instinct prevails.

Pee. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Wait WTF??

End of the toilet session. My wee is finished. I’m still drowsy, but I feel like something has changed… well….

All right… I’ll go have breakfast now…

Weird waking up…

Sunday, 28 July 2024 | 08:28 PM

As I mentioned earlier, I skipped one day of shit. My bowels was not in-sync, and I spent the whole day on a charter boat with my friends…

Just guess any of them on what was the worst part of the day: they all going to answer: my farts.

Finally, now that I’m home, I can keep up the lost pace, relieving myself from the burden.

Wednesday, 24 July 2024 | 08:28 AM

Keep taking a shit every day, you won’t regret it!

You’ll be late some times, but at least your bowels will trust you!

Yeah, they feel trust in their guts.

Ok, my shit is done here, I can stop writing trifles

Tuesday, 23 July 2024 | 08:25 AM

As you know, it is not easy to take a shit during the summer for me… it is even more difficult when I’m finally getting into it, and my girlfriend pounds at the door, because she urges it…

Man, I needed rest!

Gotta finish sooner now… I’m going to burden myself for the rest of the day!!

Monday, 22 July 2024 | 07:21 AM

Not much to discuss.

I believe everybody has some days like so..

I mean, there are days you’re constipated, days you’ve got diarrhoea, days you open twitter X and realise, doesn’t matter how much shit you can make, but you will never beat politics.

Doesn’t matter if Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris, the only shit you can trust is your own.

GM, let me flush the toilet.

Sunday, 21 July 2024 | 09:54 AM

Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm…

You know what else feels calm? My bowels.

Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must.

Fuck.

Btw, in the end I can get rid of some poop, sure… But why can’t my body just work normally?