Thursday, 23 January 2020 | 06:27 PM

What if an elephant enters in a room and nobody’s there?

Is that particular fat elephant really inside that room?

Can anybody tell if that very fat elephant is real?

No, my poop smells.

Thursday, 23 January 2020 | 12:35 PM

Shat at the shopping mall achieved.

Wednesday, 22 January 2020 | 08:37 PM

Have you ever tried pooping with al the lights turned off, intentionally?

Don’t do it. It’s dumb.

Wednesday, 22 January 2020 | 04:17 PM

That was close!
Something peeked out.

Wednesday, 22 January 2020 | 01:31 PM

There are days like this: me working on my laptop from closet.

Tuesday, 21 January 2020 | 10:50 PM

It’s been more than three months now since I started to dedicate more time and thoughts to my shats.

You know, I really love my introspective poops now; I’ve always had some, that’s for sure, though now these moments are even better.

Cheers to contemplative shats!

Now. Please arse, make me finish this one. I’ve got stuff to do!

Tuesday, 22 January 2020 | 09:31 AM

Let’s just begin this lacky-sleep day with a few pops!

Tuesday, 21 January 2020 | 01:43 AM

I just realised an entire day just passed without me taking a shit.

I am still working non stop since when I woke up this morning.

It’s so weird the way stress affects my body. I just farted all day long.

Sunday, 19 January 2020 | 10:16 PM

Thank god it’s sunday! The very end of the week, the beginning of a new one.

Let’s see, what did I accomplish in the last seven days?

Well, for sure I discovered the best accompaniment for my loo sessions: relaxed shat music.

Sunday, 19 January 2020 | 02:14 AM

According to Worldometer 7,8 millions people are currently living on our planet earth.

We, as a single species, poop every day. Healthline even conducted an interesting survey about it. According to their article we can assume an average shat weights around 1/2 pound.

Now. Let’s say every one of us poops once a day. It would mean we, as humans, produce 3.9 millions pounds of crap every single day. It’s about 1.7 thousand of tons a day!

It’s insane! It’s so much waste! If only we could sell it we’d all be rich!

Actually, who’s going to buy it, anyway?

I can’t stop thinking about my girlfriend. This long-distant relationship it’s harsh, but I love her so much!

It may sound degrading, thinking about my girl while I’m pooping, but it is not.

After all she saw me sitting on her toilet right the very first day we dated.

What is this, if it’s not love?

Saturday, 18 January 2020 | 09:49 PM

I spent all last night and all day working.

I just realised this is the first moment after a way long time I can rest for a moment.

Sometimes shats are pretty relaxing and thoughtful.

This one though it’s a bit disturbed by the fact I am actually pooping! And this one’s tough

Saturday, 18 January 2020 | 12:45 PM

Still can’t understand why noon is twelve pm. I think I smell a rat here.

Ah, no! It’s just me

Friday, 17 January 2020 | 06:50 PM

Yes, that’s a reprise. A slimy reprise.

Lentils.

Friday, 17 January 2020 | 06:33 PM

I was looking forward to making this shit.

was running out of farts, and everybody knows what it means.

Lentils never again.