Thursday, 6 February 2020 | 5:59 PM

Amazing. I shat only now. I’m a wreck. I can’t help it 🙁

Thursday, 6 February 2020 | 03:14 PM

I simply can’t accept it. I stopped eating pasta, bread, pizza and all flour-related products. Why WHY do I keep having this fart problems all along my life?

PLEASE! WHY?!

The worst of all is air doesn’t even get out!

It just collects inside doing funny noises just to tease me!

Wednesday, 5 February 2020 | 09:44 PM

Woooow I am amazed.

I’m about to get out and I just extruded a looooong tird!

I’m surprised.

Wednesday, 5 February 2020 | 06:10 PM

Sometimes (like this one) I just reckon this blog’s crap.

Tuesday, 4 February 2020 | 01:53 PM

It’s so windy today, it’s hard to move around.

It was indeed difficult smoking a cigarette. I don’t even know why I wanted to, I’m not even a smoker! I felt disgusted, now I smell of that stupid thing!

Luckily it‘s been fruitful: I’m now pooping in peace, wind whistling all around, yet I’m protected, sat in that sacred space within four walls. In a toilet.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 10:43 PM

So far, not good.

I don’t get it, where is my body taking this shit from? Where was it stored?

Biology is such a mystery.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 06:46 PM

Diarrhoea today!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 05:37 PM

I can’t understand why do I need to shit this much today, I just ate broccoli!

I mean, ok, I was on a rush earlier today, I had no time to make it all! I was skyping with my girlfriend and I had got to be fast… Still… That’s a big amount of crap!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 01:15 PM

That was flash!

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 09:14 PM

Another pop.

Today just disappointing points

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 02:51 PM

Insignificant

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 11:28 AM

Another month just passed by and I haven’t skipped a day from alcohol. It’s funny though, my shit has never felt better.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:38 PM

Such an awesome time! I just wrote something in Chinese ideograms with my feces. I can’t write nor understand any word in Chinese though- I just hope it’s a swear word.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 06:13 PM

My usual shat before going running.

I was waiting for that the whole day! Fuck, just stupid farts!

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:35 AM

Love it when it naturally descends laying on the bed of the pond.