Monday, 27 April 2020 | 11:18 AM

When I was just a little boy I used to have fun thinking about people I knew (mostly friends) taking a poo.

I mean, I really tried my best to picture them sitting on their toilet, veins swollen on their forehead, red-faced. That was fun. Somehow.

Sunday, 26 April 2020 | 07:35 PM

This quarantine is making me tripping

Sunday, 26 April 2020 | 12:00 PM

Shit! It’s noon!

And the crap just detached form my butt.

Everything looks normal. Though is it?

I don’t trust this toilet telling me ‘everything’s normal’

Saturday, 25 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

Every time I poop at time-o’clock something weird happen.

This time as soon as I expelled my crap I got transferred into a parallel universe in which this big shy tird sat on its toilet is extruding an human figure out of his crappy arsehole. That human is me!

Well, he has the same facial features at least.

But.. I am actually seeing this scene. Wait a minute! I TURNED INTO A POO!

Friday, 24 April 2020 | 05:15 PM

As Julian Casablancas would say

‘I’ve got nothing to say, I’ve got nothing to say…’

Friday, 24 April 2020 | 11:38 AM

Some spongy crap is so delicate and cool. I can even hear it squishing through my butthole

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 06:05 PM

I cannot believe it. I was about to get out to go running but I’ve got a toilet calling.

Beeeeeeaaaaans!

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 05:39 PM

Fuck it! I spent the whole day farting like a pig. I hate it. It must bean that spicy dinner I had yesterday night.

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 03:54 PM

Shit fuck tird lol

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 11:55 AM

I just realised I can get ice cream to go even if I’n under lock down.

I shall create a new service:

Shit on demand.

Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 03:40 PM

Fuck’s sake!

I hate it when the postman rings whilst I still have tirds dandling from my arsehole.

Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM

All right I was joking about painting my room with crap. Here’s a true fact.

Yesterday during my jog I farted a lot, once home I took a hot, relaxing shower. I lathered myself, rubbing my armpits, my chest, my feet, my arse- WAIT A MINUTE!

Right between my cheeks I found evidence clearly proving those previous farts weren’t safe at all.

Disgusting you would say. I say bad luck.

Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 02:07 PM

Today I farted so strongly I painted all the toilet in brown

Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 06:03 PM

Usual poop before going out running.

It seems my body feels like ‘I gotta lighten up!’

Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 12:49 PM

A world inside crap is lurking. It is called the world of fancy poop.

Fancy poop is a pandimensional character existing in the world to keep balance inside our universe. More informations soon.