Thursday, 9 July 2020 | 11:31 AM

It hurts

Wednesday, 8 July 2020 | 07:25 PM

My arse was locked by a stone.

Tuesday, 7 July 2020 | 10:39 AM

Talking with my friend with the phone on my right ear.

I hear the splashing of my shit with my left ear.

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:54 AM

Wine withdrawal take #2.

Now coming out lumpy!

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:15 AM

‘Thanks for all the wine you made me drink yesterday’, I say to my-past-self.

‘You are very welcome’ replies strongly the stink from my holes.

Sunday, 5 July 2020 | 06:41 PM

My day was so full I can’t even remember if I had a shit today. Luckily I have got this journal.

Saturday, 4 July 2020 | 10:54 PM

Nice shat after my CBD Zoot

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 11:36 AM

I can’t remember eating anything spicy recently, nevertheless my arsehole is … well…

There’s just one way to say this: The Ring of Fire

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 08:59 AM

Luckily I sit one minute earlier before the pandimensional gargle blast.
Still, something has to blast, gargling, from my _

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 12:37 PM

Diarrhoea protruding from my arsehole is making my day difficult.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 10:45 AM

Some other crap hidden in my belly.

OUT!

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 07:56 AM

Abruption from my bottom.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 06:17 AM

Just sitting having my morning wee, a wild tird fought his way out, effortlessly.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:17 PM

I juat arse-crafted the perfect infinite-tird.

It disappears right below the foam*, a never ending piece of fun.

*I put those jelly things to have a nice blue-shaded foamy water inside my loo.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:26 AM

Lushy