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Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM

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Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM

I am kinda tempted to start eating junk food again just to present more appealing stories.

Shit’s so dull when you don’t struggle!

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

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Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

I love those ninja tirds hiding in my bowels, they reveal themselves when I least expect ‘em.

Luckily I spend most of my life sitting on the toilet!

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM

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Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM

Before I started this silly blog, I used to check out the results only after some of my shats, to get cheerful for those, you know…

After I began posting each poo-session, I carefully observe every single piece of shit coming out of my arse, with scientific precision.

If I had to pick a different name, I’d call myself Doctor Crap.

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM

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Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM

Even if this lockdown gives me all the spare time in the world I’m abusing it.

I spent the last three weeks illustrating all of my graphic designs, creating and promoting my instagram account, writing a 10-chapter novel and OBVIOUSLY taking a shit.

Everything but working on my dissertation’s project.

I don’t give a damn! Better keep on pooping! 😎

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM

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Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM

Two days ago I went out in order to donate my blood. My town was deserted. This lockdown is actually taking place all over the world now!

This is getting freaking serious.

Now, the only good news here is that being scared helps me taking a poo: it releases my sphincter easily.

Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM

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Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM

At least 2 months have passed since last time I ate burgers before yesterday evening.

Now, I can’t know for sure if it‘s their fault, or maybe even that bottle of beer’s fault, but I am now producing that spongy light-brown crap I haven’t had for a looong time.

I’m going to start calling it patty-beer shit from now on!

Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM

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Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM

Some mornings I am so in need of expelling slags that I’ve got to urge for that!

…and when I do that I’m frankly scared my anus could break outstretched as it is. Luckily it has never happened (yet!)

Well, I’m just having one of these mornings, okay? As I felt my anus clinging back off, I nodded, shocked at glancing at this massive 6-inch (at least!) excalibur laying idly on the slope. Fuck me! That was huge!