Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 03:23 PM

Lunch: Potatoes potatoes potatoes broccoli potatoes cheese potatoes.

Two hours later: 💩

Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 10:01 AM

The combination of sitting here and listening to Fontaines DC’s Big, reminds me of being a child.

I used to sit on the toilet with my cheeks on the potty training seat, my legs couldn’t reach the floor – not yet -, and I used to think ‘I never want to grow up! I experience so much freedom in taking a poo with my legs all stretched out!’

Such a mature thought! Isn’t it?

Wednesday, 18 March 2020 | 08:07 PM

Working from home means I can shit as many times as I want.

Wednesday, 18 March 2020 | 05:49 PM

During this hard times, better get going…

Better hard shitting!

Wednesday, 18 March 2020 | 01:14 PM

One single shot … could kill them all!

Wednesday, 18 March 2020 | 10:56 AM

Stuck in a brick-and-mortar cage, I found myself luckier than those tirds, being flushed down the sewer.

Tuesday, 17 March 2020 | 11:09 AM

I feel like these home-times are more relaxed.

My anus is pleased for that!

Tuesday, 17 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

Morning shit during quarantine is kind of special: I usually rush for it, then leave it there, work and life tearing us apart…

Luckily not going out anymore I can stay close to my poo! Love it! It loves me back. I feel it!

Monday, 16 March 2020 | 09:02 AM

Tonight what I dreamt was weird, I mean weirder than usual!

I kinda tested a new kind of vaccine for COVID-19. I was doing that by taking a fresh tird from a toilet (I did it bare-handed) – it had just been shat by an infected patient.

Now, though I haven’t found a cure, I find a bit concerning that the entire dream felt completely natural. Even grabbing that piece of crap…

Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 03:14 PM

Herring are forage fish.

Considered food since at least 3000 BC, it is served numerous ways, and many recipes are used: eaten raw, pickled, and many others.

I prefer them when fermented. They are so flavory!

Additionally, being blue fish, it is plenty of Omega-3 which is good for your health!

Unluckily, as a life-saver, it may also cause some repentine diarrhea, which is one of the most common adverse effects of fish oil, alongside other digestive symptoms such as flatulence.

Oh, Hello life!

Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 09:50 AM

Let’s begin this impending from-home day with a solid shit!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 09:25 PM

Yeah, why not body?

Let’s shit another time today!!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 06:26 PM

Still thinking I shit too much…

I’d better… let it goo.. LET IT GOOOO!!

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 03:56 PM

Ain’t nothing is real. Shit is.

Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 09:48 AM

The world’s condition might look bleak, but I trust in humankind. It behoves everybody to stay home and defeat this bloody virus!

About that: I created a funny (☝🏼but smart) graphic art to encourage people to stay home.