Saturday, 14 March 2020 | 09:48 AM

The world’s condition might look bleak, but I trust in humankind. It behoves everybody to stay home and defeat this bloody virus!

About that: I created a funny (☝🏼but smart) graphic art to encourage people to stay home.

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 08:53 PM

Being home 24h-a-day means taking a poo quite too many times a day.

Quarantined shit.

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 02:52 PM

Shit’s rushing out briskly

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 10:08 AM

A big acorn has just been ejected by my arse. I reckon Chip ‘n’ Dale would find it worth collecting it!

Uh! Here’s another one! I should consider planting ‘em…🤔

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 11:42 PM

Apart from the fact you can literally see nobody, staying home in order to tackle coronavirus is not that bad…

I could Netflix Party with my girlfriend I cannot see because I’m locked-down in my house…

…and, In the meanwhile I can have a pretty chill shat without her knowing that, she won’t complain about the smell for sure!

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 07:48 PM

Blimey! I spent the whole day designing graphics for my shitty website!

I was so focused I ignored my bowels needs for hours.

☝🏼BUT(T) everything went good eventually. SMOOTH!

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 02:20 PM

Tales of pooping during Covid-19 times.

Shit still smells.

Wednesday, 11 March 2020 | 10:12 AM

Even if coronavirus is rapidly spreading from China to Italy soon to all-over-the-world, my today’s shat is a happy shat!
My idea of a Kama Sutra for poop is on!

I found out somebody ten years ago went further to the future and copy my idea publishing a book already, but I DO NOT CARE!

My book will be different, I won’t copy. Everything will be original! All the shats will be MORE SATISFYING!

Let’s work on it then!

Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM

Lacking fantasy, next time I might try new positions, unconventional ones, for pooping. I could even make a kamasutra for poop.

WOOOOO that’s a great idea! Atta boy!

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM

It is sad. I realised million will die after nCov-19. I’ll make a silent poop. (You know, kind of 1-minute silence)

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM

Learning where OK comes from, I’m starting to think not everything is ok. I was pretty much sure it came from 0 Killed in the WWI – at least that’s what my english teacher said when I was young. I trusted you Mister!!

Well, I was so happy to use it while shitting, with not ok meaning, some were killed (by smell or something). The joke‘s gone off 🙁

Is my shat ok though? Well. It worked fine.

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM

Coronavirus is rapidly ascending, trying to be awarded as virus of the year. Nobody is safe.

Hence I decided to stay home for some weeks. Smart-working is key.

So I decided to spend my Sunday sat on the toilet watching evert sort of NCOV-19 related video. I want to be prepared! 🦠

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM

So far everything went nicely. Why this shit smells like hell then? WHATSUPP BODY?! Whataya hidin’?

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 10:48 AM

I’ve just succeeded in having a week with no gluten whatsoever.

Having a gluten-free life is not dull at all! You just got to be smart! Do not try to eat usual stuff in the moronic gluten free alternative. A no gluten pizza is not a pizza. Period.

Instead find some good stuff which do not contain any gluten thing in the first instance. It will be tasteful. It will be good.

I miss pizza dough.

Friday, 6 March 2020 | 01:46 PM

Sometimes I can’t understand why my-past-self has decided to start posting about shit in the first place. Well, then I posted from the second, the third, and in every place I shat ! lol

Btw, some other times I get it. You feel less alone, and your shat too, they become a party.
shitty party though