Saturday, 20 June 2020 | 11:53 AM

Saturday starts hangover.

I ended up drinking litres of red wine, which had meant waking myself up in the middle of the night to have a shit. Now another, then there will be a follow up.

I need to eat though

Friday, 19 June 2020 | 11:48 AM

Would it be possible to use crap as clay?

I mean would it become China if cooked?

Thursday, 18 June 2020 | 03:08 PM

I’ve had the best italian pasta for lunch: tagliatelle with ricotta, gorgonzola and walnuts. That was amazingly delicious!

Still… the infinite quantity of lactose in it is having its withdrawal in this very moment.

My shit just happens to be as creamy as the delectable pasta I had two hours ago.

Wednesday, 17 June 2020 | 11:54 AM

I think that drinking some food colorant would be something worth trying.

Just to see my shit turn blue

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 08:20 PM

The kebab I had for lunch was tastier than I remembered. Long time passed since I had one. Long time since my shit smelled Thyme.

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Conical tirds are very insidious:

First it stings your arse with its pointy spike, then it enlarges, it grows and grows pushing the very limit of your skin. Then it releases, creating void inside you, propelling that bullet-shaped crap into the splash, which eventually soak both your cheeks.

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM

I think I’ll make a doll out of my poop.

I just shat a narrow piece. It’ll be the nose.

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 10:10 AM

Strange days for me, for my belly.

I feel alone.

But I think I found a solution…

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM

Since I had no shit in two days it looks like my body developed a unique piece of matter denser than any other element on planet earth.

Something like a tennis ball weighting like an elephant.

Saturday, 14 June 2020 | 01:04 AM

I’ve just had a terrible epiphany: I had no shit today.

Thursday, 11 June 2020 | 10:53 AM

One beer, ok.

Two beers, ok.

Three beers, ok.

N beers, ok.

The aftermath, not much ok. My toilet is bloated with shit smell, everywhere a thin layer of invisible mud covers every piece of bathroom furniture.

Wednesday, 10 June 2020 | 04:11 PM

It’s been a while since I met him, though friendships like this never die.

Hello little shy tird, glad you passed by (my cheeks)

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 09:55 AM

Developed fish still thrashing from my arse

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 02:28 AM

Apparently I am a masochist. I cannot binge eating for dinner, I fucking know it!
Still… AYCE sushi is always a great idea.

Yes it is! Only until the real time calls. The one that matter!

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 10:44 AM

This burns more like the sun.