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Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 10:01 AM

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Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 10:01 AM

The combination of sitting here and listening to Fontaines DC’s Big, reminds me of being a child.

I used to sit on the toilet with my cheeks on the potty training seat, my legs couldn’t reach the floor – not yet -, and I used to think ‘I never want to grow up! I experience so much freedom in taking a poo with my legs all stretched out!’

Such a mature thought! Isn’t it?

Tuesday, 17 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

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Tuesday, 17 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

Morning shit during quarantine is kind of special: I usually rush for it, then leave it there, work and life tearing us apart…

Luckily not going out anymore I can stay close to my poo! Love it! It loves me back. I feel it!

Monday, 16 March 2020 | 09:02 AM

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Monday, 16 March 2020 | 09:02 AM

Tonight what I dreamt was weird, I mean weirder than usual!

I kinda tested a new kind of vaccine for COVID-19. I was doing that by taking a fresh tird from a toilet (I did it bare-handed) – it had just been shat by an infected patient.

Now, though I haven’t found a cure, I find a bit concerning that the entire dream felt completely natural. Even grabbing that piece of crap…

Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 03:14 PM

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Sunday, 15 March 2020 | 03:14 PM

Herring are forage fish.

Considered food since at least 3000 BC, it is served numerous ways, and many recipes are used: eaten raw, pickled, and many others.

I prefer them when fermented. They are so flavory!

Additionally, being blue fish, it is plenty of Omega-3 which is good for your health!

Unluckily, as a life-saver, it may also cause some repentine diarrhea, which is one of the most common adverse effects of fish oil, alongside other digestive symptoms such as flatulence.

Oh, Hello life!