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Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM

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Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM

All right I was joking about painting my room with crap. Here’s a true fact.

Yesterday during my jog I farted a lot, once home I took a hot, relaxing shower. I lathered myself, rubbing my armpits, my chest, my feet, my arse- WAIT A MINUTE!

Right between my cheeks I found evidence clearly proving those previous farts weren’t safe at all.

Disgusting you would say. I say bad luck.

Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 12:49 PM

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Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 12:49 PM

A world inside crap is lurking. It is called the world of fancy poop.

Fancy poop is a pandimensional character existing in the world to keep balance inside our universe. More informations soon.

Monday, 20 April 2020 | 08:01 AM

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Monday, 20 April 2020 | 08:01 AM

Flash poop, gotta rush back to work stuff.

Deadline’s approaching.

Poop though it’s more important.

Poop is the most important thing in the world in fact.

Sunday, 19 April 2020 | 01:00 PM

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Sunday, 19 April 2020 | 01:00 PM

I had to wait till exactly one o’clock to be teleported back to my toilet. After the whirlwind suck me out, I passed out.

When I woke up I was surrounded by a huge amount of crap. The stink was terrible. It hadn’t take me much to understand I ended up into the sewage system. Everybody thinks is full of rats and bugs. Well. That is true. There are alligators as well!

Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

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Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

Today I’ve held it inside until exaclty nine o’clock, for no reason whatsoever.

That’s the maximum level of creativity I’m able to exploit under this conditions.

Wait! What kind of sorcery is this? My tirds are now magically whirlwinding forming a perfect number nine inside my toilet!

Aaaaa! Help me! It’s sucking me out!