Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM

Before I started this silly blog, I used to check out the results only after some of my shats, to get cheerful for those, you know…

After I began posting each poo-session, I carefully observe every single piece of shit coming out of my arse, with scientific precision.

If I had to pick a different name, I’d call myself Doctor Crap.

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM

Even if this lockdown gives me all the spare time in the world I’m abusing it.

I spent the last three weeks illustrating all of my graphic designs, creating and promoting my instagram account, writing a 10-chapter novel and OBVIOUSLY taking a shit.

Everything but working on my dissertation’s project.

I don’t give a damn! Better keep on pooping! 😎

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 05:33 PM

Plop.

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM

Two days ago I went out in order to donate my blood. My town was deserted. This lockdown is actually taking place all over the world now!

This is getting freaking serious.

Now, the only good news here is that being scared helps me taking a poo: it releases my sphincter easily.

Thursday, 26 March 2020 | 11:24 PM

I couldn’t hold it any longer.

Oh fuck!

Thursday, 26 March 2020 | 09:53 AM

Nothing great about this session.

Apart from those big tirds. Satisfying amount.

Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM

At least 2 months have passed since last time I ate burgers before yesterday evening.

Now, I can’t know for sure if it‘s their fault, or maybe even that bottle of beer’s fault, but I am now producing that spongy light-brown crap I haven’t had for a looong time.

I’m going to start calling it patty-beer shit from now on!

Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM

Some mornings I am so in need of expelling slags that I’ve got to urge for that!

…and when I do that I’m frankly scared my anus could break outstretched as it is. Luckily it has never happened (yet!)

Well, I’m just having one of these mornings, okay? As I felt my anus clinging back off, I nodded, shocked at glancing at this massive 6-inch (at least!) excalibur laying idly on the slope. Fuck me! That was huge!

Monday, 23 March 2020 | 09:00 PM

I just discovered multiplayer online escape rooms on steam. This is the end.

Monday, 23 March 2020 | 09:57 AM

I recently created my official instagram account, now I’m starting to have some feedback:

I’m chatting with some random guy asking me why did I even start in the first place… LEGIT!

I am so excited!

Sunday, 22 March 2020 | 11:03 PM

Last shat of the day.

But it was the first as well!

Shut up!

PLUP

Sunday, 22 March 2020 |11:27 AM

I’m sitting here on my toilet thinking, it’s bad what is now happening all over the world.

Even my great hero of all times Tom Hanks got infected! This is harsh…

I’ll write him a letter! Hold on Tom! Don’t stop being this cheerful!

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 11:38 PM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for like 5 minutes now! I’ve been having this tird peeking out my arse…. uh! It just detached! YAY!

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

Day by day, I am more and more convinced of the fact that this quarantine is making me lose control of my sphincter.

I’m having too many sessions!

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 08:14 AM

‘I love the smell of napalm in the morning’