Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 11:31 PM

Still, nice and quiet.

For sure, nobody’s allowed to go out.

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM

I wonder if we’re ever going to invent any kind of time travel system.

If so, I’d use it just to shit my shit in the same toilet, in the same day, same time every time. It would obviously be in the future, so at the end of my life I can actually weight all the crap I’d have done in a life time.

I hope this dream will never come true…

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 09:44 AM

Starting the day with a brisk session, where stuff is shot out, high-speed.

Lively ain’t it?

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM

It feels so relaxing having a poop when everything around you is so dark and quiet.

It feels peaceful.

You could easily hear every single sound from your bowels. And the final splash.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 12:08 PM

Unbelievable! I’m taking another one!

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’

Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See?

My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 09:15 AM

Reprise.

I knew that! For that I haven’t even tried to stand up! 🥴

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM

I’ve been sitting here for ages! Why do I always have to wait so long?

I sometimes imagine surgeons removing constipations. It must be horrible. A kind of a giant cork made of crap, perhaps they even need to cut it in pieces…

I feel you surgeons!

Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM

My body temperature is 37.5ºC. Nice. Last thing you’d like during a pandemic is symptoms …

And my shit smells bad. At least this helps diagnostics this time. 🙃

Wednseday, 1 April 2020 | 02:21 PM

If yesterday I was lamenting my shats were dull, now that my anus burns after that yesterday’s spicy rice I am no more bored

Wednesday, 1 April 2020 | 10:43 AM

If today coronavirus would simply leave, i reckon it would be the best April’s fool ever.

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM

I am kinda tempted to start eating junk food again just to present more appealing stories.

Shit’s so dull when you don’t struggle!

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 10:50 AM

Duh

Monday, 30 March 2020 | 05:52 PM

Rapid shit before sticking myself in front of computer till 2 AM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

I love those ninja tirds hiding in my bowels, they reveal themselves when I least expect ‘em.

Luckily I spend most of my life sitting on the toilet!