last poops
Saturday, 6 June 2020 | 12:08 PM
Saturday, 6 June 2020 | 12:08 PM
I’d like to shoot a time lapse of one of my shit bathing in the sun.
I wonder how long would it take to disappear completely.
Friday, 5 June 2020 | 04:39 PM
Friday, 5 June 2020 | 04:39 PM
I keep saying the only human action that has never evolved throughout all our history ever since, is shitting.
Friday, 5 June 2020 | 10:17 AM
Friday, 5 June 2020 | 10:17 AM
This was so intense I almost fainted, now my head hurts.
Thursday, 4 June 2020 | 02:31 PM
Thursday, 4 June 2020 | 02:31 PM
Keep your eyes on my anus expanding, releasing brownish matter, and contracting.
Use your imagination.
Wednesday, 3 June 2020 | 04:07 PM
Wednesday, 3 June 2020 | 04:07 PM
If I was a rabbit I’d collect my little pearly tirds to make a necklace for my girlfriend.
Wednesday, 3 June 2020 | 11:17 AM
Wednesday, 3 June 2020 | 11:17 AM
I’m losing my grip, gotta get some anal training.
Tuesday, 2 June 2020 | 09:29 AM
Tuesday, 2 June 2020 | 09:29 AM
Let’s face it. Taking a poop is our dumbest bug.
Sunday, 31 May 2020 | 12:52 PM
Sunday, 31 May 2020 | 12:52 PM
Stiff.
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 06:01 PM
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 06:01 PM
💩💩💩💨 💩💩💨💩💨💩💨💨💩💨💨 / 💩💨💩💩💩💩💨💨💩💨💩💩💩/ 💨💩💨💩💩💨💩💩💨💩💨💨💩
… – .. -. -.- -.– / .-.. .. – – .-.. . / -.-. .-. .- .–.
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 03:51 PM
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 03:51 PM
If fart means LONG, and tird means SHORT, I could transmit messages in morse with my arse!
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 09:49 AM
Saturday, 30 May 2020 | 09:49 AM
Dry stuff. You know what does this remind me?
Raisins.
Friday, 29 May 2020 | 07:56 AM
Friday, 29 May 2020 | 07:56 AM
Hasty rush for the toilet.
I had to run briskly.
Now my anus is so angry with me…
Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 04:35 PM
Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 04:35 PM
This shit is acid.
Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 09:29 AM
Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 09:29 AM
I am trying to reset my routine, it’s so good to start the day with a relieving shit.
Empty bowels means happy days.
Wednesday, 27 May 2020 | 05:34 PM
Wednesday, 27 May 2020 | 05:34 PM
Today’s crap is as hard as cobblestone.
It just made a hole in my toilet.
The floor is soaking wet. And that’s not normal water.