Sunday, 2 August 2020 | 05:04 AM

Shit it’s late!

I don’t even know when was the last time I could lat for more than a night.

Shit. I am fucking knackered!

This tirds are just finding their way out all by themselves. No help whatsoever

Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM

The burning sun penetrating my tent woke me up surreptitiously, my body all covered in sweat.

I stand, undress completely, incede towards the sea water.

I dive, my utter nudity all surrounded by cool saltwater, swim for half an hour seeking for the perfect spot.

And then I found it. Sitting on the pebble, I shit like no tomorrow, my tirds now resembling stones, dancing in the tide.

Epic.

Friday, 31 July 2020 | 01:04 PM

Finally on vacation. I am in a beach in the middle of nowhere, the sea is awesome, everything is a paradise…

Since I’ve been camping since yesterday I needed a shit. I just explored the underworld at the back of the beach, barefoot, no shirt.

I am now full of scratches, but leaving my crap onto the dry foliage it’s priceless.

Oh, by the way, I wiped it up with a leaf.

Thursday, 30 July 2020 | 08:44 AM

Going camping not having had a shit this morning is not nice.

I am trying, but nothing gets out 🙁

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 | 10:33 AM

Ok I already feel my shit a bit tighter. Because I am getting older every dayyy

Tuesday, 28 July 2020 | 04:59 PM

Hello world. That’s the first shat as a doctor. It’s so awesome, my friends trying to get me drunk at my graduation party, but they didn’t make it. Sure….

My shit told another story

Monday, 27 July 2020 | 08:01 AM

Even though I am having my dissertation in one hour, thus anxiety permeates my body, I am a bit constipated.

That’s going to be my last shat as a scholar :’)

Sunday, 26 July 2020 | 10:44 AM

I just can’t describe the way stuff has been downloaded from my belly.

0.5seconds, 3kg

Saturday, 25 July 2020| 05:13 PM

The smell of my shit is changing. It reminds me the smell of a dog’s poo, pretty much.

Can’t tell why tho

Saturday, 25 July 2020 | 10:59 AM

White wine makes my shit revel.

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM

Shit was ripen enough. I can tell that by two factors. Firstly, the unmistakeable smell. Secondly it detached from my arsehole as a continuous 30cm-long piece of matter.

Outstanding performance!

Thursday, 23 July 2020 | 11:57 AM

It’s cool to have a normal shit once in a while

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 12:18 PM

A tird as little as one pound coin.

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 10:51 AM

I wonder what kind of outcomes would the Mirror Test bring if made it with a tird.

Would it become self-aware? Would it may write a book about what it feels like being a shit?

Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 06:50 PM

I forgot what it was like shitting twice a day, so much I am constipated.

I mean seriously, it feels like having a rock stuck inside me!