After a two-hour lunch at nikkei restaurant I simply needed it.

Shit it is. Smooth and ricey

There’s an interesting factor about my shitI always forgot to report, that is to say does it float?

Yes it does, most of the times, like it does today.

I believe it depends on the quantity of fibre within.

Stay floating stay healthy!

I have a dream. I want to be recognised as the world’s most notable poop expert.

I can make it. I know that.

Have you ever forgotten something really important?

I just wiped my arse out with my bare finger. 🤫

Christmas is getting even closer and I still haven’t wrapped all my tirds up!

My precious gifts for you all!

Sometimes my arse just surprises me.

I just drop several marbles. It felt like having a machine gun instead of my butt.

I feel very sorry for all the constipated people in the world. It is bad bad affliction!

We should all be able to sit and relax, plop and splash!

I am having this meaningful though every morning I am having some trouble defecating. Luckily it got out eventually…

EAT VEGGIES!

What do you do while taking a huge?

I’m used to do every sort of things, only now I specialised at reporting my tirds falling.

It is fun! Creepy as well, yet FUN!

Every shit has greater meaning now! Nothing is WASTED!

Most of the times I just don’t have the time for an elaborate post.E

ven if the shit session is great, that is not easy to comunicate.

Btw, I drop 5 tirds in a row. No pause!

Another normal poop.

Just like every sport, even shitting takes training!

Day by day my arsehole becomes stronger and stronger. One day I’ll finally be able to strangle people with it!

Well… only if they won’t die suffocating first

Okay, serious post today.

I must to say I am very lucky. I do not suffer from any arse diseases. Poor lads, with their spongy bloody stones in their arsehole. I am very sorry for you.

Cheers.

Indeed, my turds just laid smoothly into the toilet’s water. Such a pleasing moment!

Sometimes I’d just like to be even more explicit, but I simply can’t.

Shit is enough already. is it not?

A huge tird gauged my arsehole. I felt…

I felt pleasure.

My shit smells shitty 🙂