Monday, 24 August 2020 | 11:56 AM

Btw, I must remind everyone that every post I write corresponds to a shat.

This one has nothing interesting to say about, no smell, no funny consistency, it just gave me a bit of a headache.

Sunday, 23 August 2020 | 10:57 AM

Okay. I am serious this time: the first inch of shit protruding from my anus felt exactly like an unpolished stone being pushed through a funnel. And the funnel being broke.

Ouch. Too much beer last night. I mean. It hurts a lot.

I filled up the pool.

Saturday, 22 August 2020 | 06:30 PM

I can’t gain weight. Even if I ate two elephants a day, I’d just stay three weeks in a row sat on my toilet, producing seamlessly crap. The day next, I would still be the same I am now.

Where are my elephants now??

Saturday, 22 August 2020| 10:35 AM

I am starting to looking forward to my kinda birthday in October, in order to celebrate one year of posting about my own shit extruding from my arse 😍.

It feels so joyful. My shit. Lol

Friday, 21 August 2020 | 11:01 AM

I can’t stop talking about pizza, it is because my bowels’ reaction to that food is pretty abnormal.

Sqwash

Thursday, 20 August 2020 | 09:50 AM

Pizza is still inside me even though some shit already got out.

Plz pizza just get out

Wednesday, 19 August 2020 | 09:15 AM

Shit against the time.

This could actually become a sport discipline. 🤔

Tuesday, 18 August 2020 | 11:06 AM

Smooth and hard. Could become a bomb.

Monday, 17 August 2020 | 10:21 AM

Pungent smell. It feels like eating my shit

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 11:24 PM

There’s people who smoke a joint before going to bed, here’s my thing instead: a shitstorm of shit.

Goodnight

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 10:18 AM

Reprise. With a meat scent.

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 09:08 AM

Wake up call.

Yesterday I had no shit whatsoever, and yet, I ate the quantity of three whole days.

I feel heavy.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM

Ever since I came back from my camping trip I can’t stop making weird shit. It stink as never before, it’s soft and glimy.

Weird weird shit.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse.

I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now.

I just hope my dream won’t become real.

Thursday, 13 August 2020 | 02:17 PM

Not that satisfying. Something is still in.

Shall I use a spoon? 🤔