Friday, 15 May 2020 | 02:31 PM

Scorching arse means firing comets.

Friday, 15 May 2020 | 10:23 AM

A pointy tird has just stang me.

It was venomous.

Thursday, 14 May 2020 | 05:33 PM

Fly high my little fella.

I just thrusted the long crap just extruded from my window.

Thursday, 14 May 2020 | 02:56 PM

That one is nice and quiet.

It’s like my arse has a silencer.

Thursday, 14 May 2020 | 11:28 AM

I reckon it’s time for me to start back reporting about my poop sessions.

Yesterday I had a poke bowl for lunch, avocado in it was unripe, too watery, raw fish wasn’t that fresh I believe. I had no dinner whatsoever.

Now I am having a pretty conventional shitty shitty. It doesn’t float. Does not smell bad.

So what?

Wednesday, 13 May 2020 | 11:06 AM

This shitty blog is getting out of my hands.

I keep pooping and pooping, and slowly I feel my arse gaining power on myself.

I’m not the same person anymore…

Tuesday, 12 May 2020 | 11:55 AM

My arse has just queefed, which is weird, cause ain’t no vagina.

Stuff rumbled out in the meanwhile. Dirty smooth meatballs

Monday, 11 May 2020 | 03:29 PM

How many tirds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Free answer

Monday, 11 May 2020 | 01:34 AM

Fuck it! Too many farts, I should have known it would have happened this

Sunday, 10 May 2020 | 11:17 AM

I should start classifying my tirds.

Should I do it by date, stink or dimension?

Maybe even color 🤔

Saturday, 9 May 2020 | 12:15 PM

My deepest dream above all is to have a shit on the moon.

Friday, 8 May 2020 | 04:26 PM

Ice cream makes me feel weird. Only one hour after eating some chocolate ice cream, I just reproduced it neatly within my toilet.

Friday, 8 May 2020 | 09:58 AM

Singing ‘la la la la’

Tuney shit

Thursday, 7 May 2020 | 04:39 PM

My shit entered Phase 2: it now walks.

Wednesday, 6 May 2020 | 11:11 AM

I imagine a future where the shy tird becomes a big international enterprise and I will have all the meeting through web chats directly from my toilet 💭