Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM

Since I had no shit in two days it looks like my body developed a unique piece of matter denser than any other element on planet earth.

Something like a tennis ball weighting like an elephant.

Saturday, 14 June 2020 | 01:04 AM

I’ve just had a terrible epiphany: I had no shit today.

Thursday, 11 June 2020 | 10:53 AM

One beer, ok.

Two beers, ok.

Three beers, ok.

N beers, ok.

The aftermath, not much ok. My toilet is bloated with shit smell, everywhere a thin layer of invisible mud covers every piece of bathroom furniture.

Wednesday, 10 June 2020 | 04:11 PM

It’s been a while since I met him, though friendships like this never die.

Hello little shy tird, glad you passed by (my cheeks)

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 09:55 AM

Developed fish still thrashing from my arse

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 02:28 AM

Apparently I am a masochist. I cannot binge eating for dinner, I fucking know it!
Still… AYCE sushi is always a great idea.

Yes it is! Only until the real time calls. The one that matter!

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 10:44 AM

This burns more like the sun.

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 09:34 AM

Talking about meteors… this one’s on fire!

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 07:52 AM

If I shat on ants, would they see meteors?

Sunday, 7 June 2020 | 04:49 PM

I feel like I had no shit in a week.

My shats are becoming weak.

I reached the peak,

A tird resembling a beak.

Saturday, 6 June 2020 | 12:08 PM

I’d like to shoot a time lapse of one of my shit bathing in the sun.

I wonder how long would it take to disappear completely.

Friday, 5 June 2020 | 04:39 PM

I keep saying the only human action that has never evolved throughout all our history ever since, is shitting.

Friday, 5 June 2020 | 10:17 AM

This was so intense I almost fainted, now my head hurts.

Thursday, 4 June 2020 | 02:31 PM

Keep your eyes on my anus expanding, releasing brownish matter, and contracting.

Use your imagination.

Wednesday, 3 June 2020 | 04:07 PM

If I was a rabbit I’d collect my little pearly tirds to make a necklace for my girlfriend.