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Sunday, 25 October 2020 | 06:08 PM

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After too many hours spent between buses airports and planes with a mask on I just want to die.

The only thing I wanted was to come back home and relax, but my arse called…

And FINALLY I can breath! The smell of my shit, though.

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM

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Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM

I am at my cousin’s. He’s studying as a chef.

Surely enough I cannot stop eating every single thing he proposes me.

Surely enough I am now shitting shit for a whole shit of shits.

It is creamyyyy!😋

Oh by the way…. IT IS MY FIRST BIRTHDAY AS THE SHY TIRD! I am proudly excited! 🤩

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

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Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice.

Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

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Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever expected!

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

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Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow.

Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary.

Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with my turds.

Well right now it is possible, they’re hard solid! Bur what about those days when it’s creamy like melted butter?

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM

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Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM

A pleasant sunlight filters through the curtains warming up my shins, it feel so soft and magic.

In such a comfortable scene I feel tremendously calm, at peace, and my arse expels muddy pieces of shit.