Monday, 25 May 2020 | 10:23 AM

I love it when it lighten so smoothly. I don’t even feel like an execrable maroon thing came off me grasping for life.

This is a happy day!

Sunday, 24 May 2020 | 08:04 PM

Before-dinner blop.

Not the very best.

Sunday, 24 May 2020 | 10:11 AM

If expelling tirds meant getting rid of all the bad vibes I’d be Mahatma pooper

Saturday, 23 May 2020 | 10:57 AM

This was HUGE!

If I’d have to name every tird as a child, I would need a proper yearbook.

Pictures included.

Friday, 22 May 2020 | 02:40 PM

I just don’t know what’s to be told about this dull shit. It is just pathetic.

Thursday, 21 May 2020 | 02:49 PM

Here’s another one! Vleksncjskwnejfidns

Thursday, 21 May 2020 | 10:19 AM

Yesterday I spent the whole day not having a shit. Not a single drop.

I need a corkscrew now!

Tuesday, 19 May 2020 | 07:10 PM

Shit I’m late, why does my arse can’t help bothering me in these moments?

Al least it made it easy. Just a single tird. Though looooooong.

Tuesday, 19 April 2020 | 02:26 PM

Ear plugs on, all the lights switched off, just tucked in bed. All set for a great nap.

Knock knock!

…fuck. It’s my bum. He needs a shit.

Monday, 18 May 2020 | 11:19 AM

New emoji!!!

: ) 3———————

Guess what it is

Monday, 18 May 2020 | 09:56 AM

Blobs sprouting from my – let’s make it SFW – hole.

I don’t have a garden

Sunday 17 May 2020 | 05:15 PM

This shit’s not even worth talking about

Sunday, 17 May 2020 | 11:43 AM

Nooooo, that’s so sticky!

Saturday, 16 May 2020 | 11:51 PM

After some ice cream and some board game with the family, I got angry, the milky ice cream kicked in.

AND I SHAT ON THE BOARD!

I WIIIN!

Saturday, 16 May 2020 | 04:15 PM

Floating in mid-air still hanging from my arse…

Below it the green-ish smelly pond…

That’s the shit of the jungle!