Saturday, 18 July 2020 | 11:38 AM

MAXI Tird!

The city was deserted, devastated by the exceptional heat of the day. Yet, in day such as this one something else, more exceptional, is happening. An extraordinary browinish creature it’s now expelled out in the primordial soup.

A hero is born.

MAXI TIRD!

Friday, 17 July 2020 | 08:58 AM

I had the first pizza in maybe three months yesterday.

Farts kept me awake.

Thursday, 16 July 2020 | 10:12 AM

I am well aware of the fact that I cannot go on telling details of my crappy, right now – though – all my energy and efforts are channeled into my thesis work 😱

Wednesday, 15 July 2020 | 12:13 PM

I need a break. I mean. I need sort of a pedal – like the one in the car – to stop the shitflow.

Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 03:53 PM

This one felt like shitting blades.

Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 10:39 AM

Nice and gentle. Remind me of that moist cream my mom used to rub on my cheeks when I was a child.

Monday, 13 July 2020 | 09:09 AM

Shitting with a headache it’s pretty annoying.

Every time I constrain myself in order to defecate, it feels like my head is exploding 🤯

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 01:34 AM

Two tirds left

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 10:05 AM

Mh. It’s happening to be difficult just to write a phrase about my crap.

It was a soft and flexible multipieced stuff.

Saturday, 11 July 2020 | 10:56 AM

Is it possible, each and every time I drink any wine I end up with a petroleum-flood-disaster in my toilet. 😟

Friday, 10 July 2020 | 08:03 AM

Anxiety, I don’t know such a thing!

The only thing I feel is my arse melting off.

Thursday, 9 July 2020 | 11:31 AM

It hurts

Wednesday, 8 July 2020 | 07:25 PM

My arse was locked by a stone.

Tuesday, 7 July 2020 | 10:39 AM

Talking with my friend with the phone on my right ear.

I hear the splashing of my shit with my left ear.

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:54 AM

Wine withdrawal take #2.

Now coming out lumpy!