Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Conical tirds are very insidious:

First it stings your arse with its pointy spike, then it enlarges, it grows and grows pushing the very limit of your skin. Then it releases, creating void inside you, propelling that bullet-shaped crap into the splash, which eventually soak both your cheeks.

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM

I think I’ll make a doll out of my poop.

I just shat a narrow piece. It’ll be the nose.

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 10:10 AM

Strange days for me, for my belly.

I feel alone.

But I think I found a solution…

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM

Since I had no shit in two days it looks like my body developed a unique piece of matter denser than any other element on planet earth.

Something like a tennis ball weighting like an elephant.

Saturday, 14 June 2020 | 01:04 AM

I’ve just had a terrible epiphany: I had no shit today.

Thursday, 11 June 2020 | 10:53 AM

One beer, ok.

Two beers, ok.

Three beers, ok.

N beers, ok.

The aftermath, not much ok. My toilet is bloated with shit smell, everywhere a thin layer of invisible mud covers every piece of bathroom furniture.

Wednesday, 10 June 2020 | 04:11 PM

It’s been a while since I met him, though friendships like this never die.

Hello little shy tird, glad you passed by (my cheeks)

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 09:55 AM

Developed fish still thrashing from my arse

Tuesday, 9 June 2020 | 02:28 AM

Apparently I am a masochist. I cannot binge eating for dinner, I fucking know it!
Still… AYCE sushi is always a great idea.

Yes it is! Only until the real time calls. The one that matter!

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 10:44 AM

This burns more like the sun.

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 09:34 AM

Talking about meteors… this one’s on fire!

Monday, 8 June 2020 | 07:52 AM

If I shat on ants, would they see meteors?

Sunday, 7 June 2020 | 04:49 PM

I feel like I had no shit in a week.

My shats are becoming weak.

I reached the peak,

A tird resembling a beak.

Saturday, 6 June 2020 | 12:08 PM

I’d like to shoot a time lapse of one of my shit bathing in the sun.

I wonder how long would it take to disappear completely.

Friday, 5 June 2020 | 04:39 PM

I keep saying the only human action that has never evolved throughout all our history ever since, is shitting.