Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 10:39 AM

Nice and gentle. Remind me of that moist cream my mom used to rub on my cheeks when I was a child.

Monday, 13 July 2020 | 09:09 AM

Shitting with a headache it’s pretty annoying.

Every time I constrain myself in order to defecate, it feels like my head is exploding 🤯

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 01:34 AM

Two tirds left

Sunday, 12 July 2020 | 10:05 AM

Mh. It’s happening to be difficult just to write a phrase about my crap.

It was a soft and flexible multipieced stuff.

Saturday, 11 July 2020 | 10:56 AM

Is it possible, each and every time I drink any wine I end up with a petroleum-flood-disaster in my toilet. 😟

Friday, 10 July 2020 | 08:03 AM

Anxiety, I don’t know such a thing!

The only thing I feel is my arse melting off.

Thursday, 9 July 2020 | 11:31 AM

It hurts

Wednesday, 8 July 2020 | 07:25 PM

My arse was locked by a stone.

Tuesday, 7 July 2020 | 10:39 AM

Talking with my friend with the phone on my right ear.

I hear the splashing of my shit with my left ear.

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:54 AM

Wine withdrawal take #2.

Now coming out lumpy!

Monday, 6 July 2020 | 08:15 AM

‘Thanks for all the wine you made me drink yesterday’, I say to my-past-self.

‘You are very welcome’ replies strongly the stink from my holes.

Sunday, 5 July 2020 | 06:41 PM

My day was so full I can’t even remember if I had a shit today. Luckily I have got this journal.

Saturday, 4 July 2020 | 10:54 PM

Nice shat after my CBD Zoot

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 11:36 AM

I can’t remember eating anything spicy recently, nevertheless my arsehole is … well…

There’s just one way to say this: The Ring of Fire

Friday, 3 July 2020 | 08:59 AM

Luckily I sit one minute earlier before the pandimensional gargle blast.
Still, something has to blast, gargling, from my _