Saturday, 25 July 2020| 05:13 PM

The smell of my shit is changing. It reminds me the smell of a dog’s poo, pretty much.

Can’t tell why tho

Saturday, 25 July 2020 | 10:59 AM

White wine makes my shit revel.

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM

Shit was ripen enough. I can tell that by two factors. Firstly, the unmistakeable smell. Secondly it detached from my arsehole as a continuous 30cm-long piece of matter.

Outstanding performance!

Thursday, 23 July 2020 | 11:57 AM

It’s cool to have a normal shit once in a while

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 12:18 PM

A tird as little as one pound coin.

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 10:51 AM

I wonder what kind of outcomes would the Mirror Test bring if made it with a tird.

Would it become self-aware? Would it may write a book about what it feels like being a shit?

Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 06:50 PM

I forgot what it was like shitting twice a day, so much I am constipated.

I mean seriously, it feels like having a rock stuck inside me!

Tuesday, 21 July 2020 | 10:57 AM

Right now a fart just scattered crap all around my toilet. Harsh.

Monday, 20 July 2020 | 09:58 AM

Everyday it starts, splash

Sunday, 19 July 2020 | 10:26 AM

Yesterday my Iranian mate made a dish with sausages and vegetables, all seasoned with some spices mix. It was de-li-cious.

We spent most of the dinner just talking about those spices, I loved star anise in there!

I now feel so much lucky… I see those splendid spices again, blended in a spongy spongy matter. I could see them.

This is our final farewell! :’)

Saturday, 18 July 2020 | 11:38 AM

MAXI Tird!

The city was deserted, devastated by the exceptional heat of the day. Yet, in day such as this one something else, more exceptional, is happening. An extraordinary browinish creature it’s now expelled out in the primordial soup.

A hero is born.

MAXI TIRD!

Friday, 17 July 2020 | 08:58 AM

I had the first pizza in maybe three months yesterday.

Farts kept me awake.

Thursday, 16 July 2020 | 10:12 AM

I am well aware of the fact that I cannot go on telling details of my crappy, right now – though – all my energy and efforts are channeled into my thesis work 😱

Wednesday, 15 July 2020 | 12:13 PM

I need a break. I mean. I need sort of a pedal – like the one in the car – to stop the shitflow.

Tuesday, 14 July 2020 | 03:53 PM

This one felt like shitting blades.