All right, now a serious post is vital.

If I die, I’d like this to pass to my son or daughter if I’ll ever have one. If I die before that, well. I would pretty much appreciate if some friend of mine would take this as a legacy.

It will change the world.

Serious shitting hear! My arsehole is dirty as shit

Btw, I am taking another shit.

Serious problem OR every single human in the world should shit as much as I do ?

‘It’s another day of shit’

Na na na na nana na naa…

Right on time. What time?

SHIT TIMEE!

Third time. 🙃

Imagine jingle bells:

‘Shit shit Shit, shit shit shit, shit shit shit shit shiiit…’

Right. This morning it gets out normally.

Dull he? It is.

Yeeees! That time of the day finally came!

Single pebble tho’

Taking a big with no internet connection is nowadays impossible.

Smart-shitting transformed the internet, and us.

Basically, I spend my days insulting each one of my sons.

You’re a useless piece of shit!

Indeed they are.

Seldom I ask myself, Is it worth it?

Maybe yes, maybe not, yet I keep shit-posting 😌 proudly.

It’s been long time since last time I suffered from anxiety, still, Got some now.

At least it improves my shit expulsion.

Big lunch means big shit.

Poop tirds works as chalks on a blackboard.

If in their tumble, they meet my white-china toilet, they daub it in brown.

Nice decorations for such an unintentional move!!

Sometimes my body just does not work.

Only a bit of a soul just got out. When my shit is so deep inside me it becomes my spirit.

No shit today. Buuuuuut, a lot of farts. Those disappointing ones. Not the great roaring ones. Just the ones staying inside, bubbling inside, burning inside. Deepening within.

Looking forward to shitting, I am.