Friday, 7 August 2020 | 05:54 PM

Second day of wild camping. Low signal and relax made me forget of reporting my shats.

Still, today happened one of the most unforgettable things to tell about, and yet, the most embarrassing of all.

I was rolling a joint sat on my beach towel, I farted. After a while I noticed a weird scent in the air, but I ignored it. After I stood everything made sense. I shat on the towel, through my swim suit.

There was only one thing to do then. Dive in order to have a nice douche to my whole body.

The worst part of all is I found my swimsuit utterly stuffed. Yes. That was crap.

Thursday, 5 August 2020 | 03:15 PM

New day new camping.

So I can spread my shit all around the globe

Wednesday, 5 August 2020 | 08:18 AM

During my morning shit, glimpses of my last night dreams just crowd my mind: I was eating my shit for breakfast, mixing it with milk and some reddish stuff.

ok. Whatthefuck.

Tuesday, 4 August 2020 | 12:10 PM

It’s ricy. I mean, my shit smells pretty much like yesterday’s Uramaki

Monday, 3 August 2020 | 06:03 PM

Choose your own fate: post your shit.

Monday, 3 August 2020 | 07:33 AM

I am back to usual non-sticky, non-stinky, kinky shit. 🙂

Sunday, 2 August 2020 | 10:30 AM

All right this is fucking terrible.

Terrible terrible deadly shit.

Melted corpses.

Toxic.

Sunday, 2 August 2020 | 05:04 AM

Shit it’s late!

I don’t even know when was the last time I could lat for more than a night.

Shit. I am fucking knackered!

This tirds are just finding their way out all by themselves. No help whatsoever

Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM

The burning sun penetrating my tent woke me up surreptitiously, my body all covered in sweat.

I stand, undress completely, incede towards the sea water.

I dive, my utter nudity all surrounded by cool saltwater, swim for half an hour seeking for the perfect spot.

And then I found it. Sitting on the pebble, I shit like no tomorrow, my tirds now resembling stones, dancing in the tide.

Epic.

Friday, 31 July 2020 | 01:04 PM

Finally on vacation. I am in a beach in the middle of nowhere, the sea is awesome, everything is a paradise…

Since I’ve been camping since yesterday I needed a shit. I just explored the underworld at the back of the beach, barefoot, no shirt.

I am now full of scratches, but leaving my crap onto the dry foliage it’s priceless.

Oh, by the way, I wiped it up with a leaf.

Thursday, 30 July 2020 | 08:44 AM

Going camping not having had a shit this morning is not nice.

I am trying, but nothing gets out 🙁

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 | 10:33 AM

Ok I already feel my shit a bit tighter. Because I am getting older every dayyy

Tuesday, 28 July 2020 | 04:59 PM

Hello world. That’s the first shat as a doctor. It’s so awesome, my friends trying to get me drunk at my graduation party, but they didn’t make it. Sure….

My shit told another story

Monday, 27 July 2020 | 08:01 AM

Even though I am having my dissertation in one hour, thus anxiety permeates my body, I am a bit constipated.

That’s going to be my last shat as a scholar :’)

Sunday, 26 July 2020 | 10:44 AM

I just can’t describe the way stuff has been downloaded from my belly.

0.5seconds, 3kg