the Shy Tird

Later than sooner, here it is, the first turd of the day!

I am pretty much disappointed. I am utterly constipated.

I hate it when the weekend starts like this…

Shit was not fast enough.

Still, fast enough..

Ir freaking stinks!

Uh oh, now that’s the poop that was hiding inside me…

Now gone. But it was dangerous… luckily I gelt it wasn’t just a fart…

Doesn’t matter if I exercise more, every fucking time I have pizza for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.

Fuck!

I mean, it is obvious I need a shit, look at my belly!

Shit…

I’ll stay for a while sitting here on my toilet, let’s see if anything moves at all

Seems like my body absorbed everything I ate yesterday…

Probably it is also because I donated blood yesterday…

Wait a minute… a turd just got out… right while I was writing… weird… my bowels was feeling afraid uh?

This morning, shit was spiked and a little painful at first, then my anus spread and everything went smoothly.

Love it

A little poop came eventually.

The day had already started, but this gives me a boost

No shit at all today!

🥺

Idk what to say. I’m just still drunk. My head is a mess, my body too.

My shit is a masterpiece.

Uhm, I think there’s a lot more inside, but it looks like I will have to wait…

Now that I started again running in the morning, my bowels movements have improved, a lot of farts in the middle of the workout, and my shit gets out pretty easily!

💪🏼

Had a huge dinner with friends, a few glasses of wine…

As soon as I woke up, Immediate effect.

Am on the toilet, I didn’t even have the time to have breakfast

Yesterday, I was feeling a weird, uncommon ache in my belly, I was a little worried, because it seemed to me, it was kinda like something to worry about (duh).

Appendicitis or something… perhaps something swell and was going explode….

In the end, I guess, it was just shit, a lot.

A huge pile of shit, now discharged.

The pain is gone. For good, I hope.

Just a single turd.

Unexpected.

I’ve just had some shit, as a simple as that

A few turds straight after the gym

And now, my favourite moment of the day can come.

Woke up early this morning, 6AM, the working weeks reprise, starting from today.

I wanted some head start, so I started running again, watched the sun rise, some stretching, then back home, had breakfast, some rapid house chores, and finally, my favourite moment of the day can come: take a shit.

Let’s get back to work!

After a feast with my friends, I felt stuffed for the whole evening… until I finally had some chamomile at home, and something happened to my bowels.

I am at comfort now, sitting on my toilet.

Nice.

Uhm, shit is not bad as I thought it would have been…

Yesterday I drank the worst alcohol. Low quality drinks should be banned everywhere…

Very standard shit.

What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this?

Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard.

Mildly satisfying

Second go.

This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit.

Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner…

NO.

Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about.

Loads of turds with loads of air in between. Squishy consistency and thin caliber.

This is how I’m starting my day.

Seems like I can’t have any shit this morning.

Can’t understand why, but my arsehole is just closed.

Simply locked.

That’s nor very nice news, since we’re going camping in 1 hour!

Magnificent poop this morning. Very nice.

Huge amount and smooth constitution