As expected, new shit came

Love it when I can work from the toilet!

Sooo focusing!

Unexpected regular shit.

Thanks fruits!

I’ve spent more than half a hour on the toilet, waiting for the shit to arrive, but nothing came out.

Then I stood, went doing something else. There it came. A quick fart series, followed by some loose shit. Had to sit back on my toilet.

There there…

This is my life.

Shitty hitty life.

Oh btw, that’s another 7/10 rating

How about a beautiful diarrhoea plenty of dirt and fuckyeahit’s horrible

No no no nooo

No shit today!!!

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I HAVE PIZZA FOR DINNER!

Constipateeeeed

Had three glasses of wine yesterday, wasn’t that much, but since I started drinking alcohol back only recently I can clearly feel its effect.

I feel a little drowsy still, but what really stresses me out is my bowels, feels tangled.

C’mon it was just some wine!

Got back to my gym last week, this week I went there twice.

Feels nice.

I had an home-made Angus Burger yesterday, and it was pretty heavy. I put courgettes and onions inside.

What about the follow-up?

Rapid shit, no constipation, good consistency, pointy smell.

8.5/10

Very very good shit.

Just a normal shit day.

Uhm, I think there’s more shit inside me

You know, I’d pretty much like to get back to sleep, but shit happens to get out og my arsehole right now :/

Finally some very accomplishing shit. Was waiting for it the whole day- tomorrow. I had no time to anticipate it this morning, I just had to make it.

9/10

Worthit!

Stopped my non-alcohol streak of 150 days.

Fuck it, I wanted a beer. I had two.

I also had dinner at my favourite Indian restaurant. My slumber was disturbed, but I believe it was the heat’s fault.

I’m still very hot.

This whole situation cooked my shit, which got out shapeless, reeky