Christmas is getting even closer and I still haven’t wrapped all my tirds up!

My precious gifts for you all!

Sometimes my arse just surprises me.

I just drop several marbles. It felt like having a machine gun instead of my butt.

I feel very sorry for all the constipated people in the world. It is bad bad affliction!

We should all be able to sit and relax, plop and splash!

I am having this meaningful though every morning I am having some trouble defecating. Luckily it got out eventually…

EAT VEGGIES!

What do you do while taking a huge?

I’m used to do every sort of things, only now I specialised at reporting my tirds falling.

It is fun! Creepy as well, yet FUN!

Every shit has greater meaning now! Nothing is WASTED!

Most of the times I just don’t have the time for an elaborate post.E

ven if the shit session is great, that is not easy to comunicate.

Btw, I drop 5 tirds in a row. No pause!

Another normal poop.

Just like every sport, even shitting takes training!

Day by day my arsehole becomes stronger and stronger. One day I’ll finally be able to strangle people with it!

Well… only if they won’t die suffocating first

Okay, serious post today.

I must to say I am very lucky. I do not suffer from any arse diseases. Poor lads, with their spongy bloody stones in their arsehole. I am very sorry for you.

Cheers.

Indeed, my turds just laid smoothly into the toilet’s water. Such a pleasing moment!

Sometimes I’d just like to be even more explicit, but I simply can’t.

Shit is enough already. is it not?

A huge tird gauged my arsehole. I felt…

I felt pleasure.

My shit smells shitty 🙂

Nice and steady….

Sometimes I use my toilet as a target, I kneel on the floor, cheeks spread in mid air, then I launch. 100points!!

Shitty shitty boom

I am taking a shit.

Dear Santa,

This has been the best year for my shats, always at home, in my own loo.

Please make this covid END FOREVER!

I need discomfortable shits all around the globe! You know, at least for this blog to be worth reading!