Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM

Utterly unbelievable! I am taking a shit only now! Well… I deflated a bit after my falafel kebab for lunch.

Not the very best during a meeting, though nobody noticed me 🤫

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM

It’s been two days now since my last shat.

Well why(?), I keep asking myself, since I ate a loot these days!

🤷 I may just need to accept this.

GET OUT LITTLE BIG TURD!!! You ArseHole!

Tuesday, 8 September 2020 | 10:38 AM

I am really trying to get myself into a routine, but this good smell of Turkish spices just made me forget about it.

It’s my crap. Such a nice smell!

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 02:13 PM

Now my shit makes sense: it’s all so lumpy, liquid brownish disgust.

And I forgot to report my drunk shat of yesterday evening. After 4 drinks on an empty stomach I take a long shit, frantically followed by some red vomit.

Such a nice Sunday.

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 10:28 AM

Even if yesterday I just went beyond any drinking limit, this shit is smoother then ever.

May be because I digested nothing?

Saturday, 5 September 2020 | 07:06 PM

And yet just pralinen

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 06:43 PM

Third shit of the day.

First one was ok, second one was juicy with some bits. This is crazily liquid.

Uh 😯

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 11:34 AM

I am not sure whether or not to consider this a reprise or not.

Anyhow, this is juicy.

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 09:35 AM

My life goal is set on: being alive for as long as possible in order to set an unbeatable record, the longest shit report ever.

…and it’s spongy and lazy (how can some turds be lazy? Well, They are)

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 04:21 PM

Content of my belly: nausea.

In the hope I could solve it with a shit, i sat on the white throne, and I wait.

I wait.

But a little cheeto(s) of crap is the only thing I see happening.

Pretty disappointed I just decide to flush it.

Let’s leave the past behind

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 09:52 AM

Sooner or later imma write some post with my shit and post it as a picture.

Wednesday, 2 September 2030 | 12:30 AM

For a stupid typo I find myself into the future, wondering, Will I keep writing this shitty blog in a ten-year span?

Hope so.

Tuesday, 1 September 2020 | 10:43 AM

Dark reveals of my fart.

Yes, I shat myself.

Tuesday, 1 September 2020 | 09:43 AM

Ouch. Yesterday night I drank one bottle of red wine all by myself, then I joined my friends, 10 km far, riding my bicycle.

Current situation is I can’t feel any part of my body. It’s all jelly. Even my shit is.

Monday, 31 August 2020 | 08:44 AM

A violent rainstorm just brought out the power. I can’t see my shit 🙁